sat my arse down for half an hour then we all got ourselfs ready for the taxi at 5.
phil was no-where to be seen, danny 1987 and +1 pulled out and drax and his mrs went straight there so we ended up with a £25 a piece taxi to manc (with return) then after an hour on the bus trying to make (rubbish) jokes about stoneys hat (a traffic cone with "free sex zone" written on it) and settleing on il have a pint for me and one for the road (u had to be there) we went into town.
after wondering the streets in the pouring rain we ended up in the pear and ape for a few beers (was about half 6ish by now) where the jokes started. i managed to find...then continue to wear a coat hanger (classy) and some more awful humour then off to meet the rest in frankie and bennys.
well the table was delayed by half hour (which we didnt find out til we were there!) so more beers, at this point me and stoney who hadnt eaten since the previouse day were getting a bit merry, this was proved when the waitress said "table for zak?" out loud, stoney interpreted this to "table for slag" repeated it (louder than he meant to) and got the evils from the waitress
anyyyway the rest turned up (eventually ) and we all sat down, someone was taking the pee with the crackers as i got a hair comb!!!! the food was ok (niether here nor there) but that was eaten regardless as my stomach thought my throat was cut! i was then asked to pull a cracker by the girl on the next table...to which a golf tee dropped out and me with my comedy genoiuse (when she tried to hand it to me) said no you can keep that to "prop my balls up with" (classy aye?) followed by something else just as cheesy but i forget the exact wording.
we then moved on to another club, myself donned ina christmas hat, lots of ribbons and (still) a coat hanger. thats where the beers and shots really started flowing and me and stony entered the dance floor to show them our moves stoneys hat being stolen several times! we were up dancing most of the night with the odd appearence from the others from where ever they were hiding highlights included one girl falling flat on her back and caroline being sent after stoneys hat.
on the way out we were met with the sight of a bloke spewing up with his gf next to him covering her mouth trying to keep herself from throwing up...she didnt take kindly to me and stoney encouraging her to chuck up also with verbal encouragement...niether did he as him and his mate followed us up the road and tried to start a fight anyway after a bit of verbal and splitting up we all headed tot he minibus. highlights on the way back included stopping on the motorway for me to have a wee and stoney hanging out the bus spewing up then trying to pay for the minibus (with spew covered £'s) other than that a FANTASTIC night, thanks to everyone who came and thanks for the great banter and keeping me out of trouble
Edited by KNITERIDER, 07 December 2009 - 10:56 AM.