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Everything posted by Waxmonkey

  1. happy belated birthday bigrightfoot. I grew up with a kid with a club foot as well. poor bugger. enjoy regardless.
  2. nobody's arsed, but we get a bank holiday out of it.
  3. hmmm, I've also never heard of these square sausages of which you mentioned? Please elaborate on where you are able to purchase these!!! I ventured into a butcher today and he saideth : 'I know nothing of which of ye sausages they speak - begone'
  4. Carry on up the Khyber mate. what a filum.
  5. I assume you have no arms! nevermind oh yeah, I got arms - two in fact. They came free when I was born - I'm just hopeless at cooking. I've tried grillin', fryin', bbqin' - I just cant cook sausages. I've caused numerous smoke alarms set off in my building and a small fire.
  6. This is a secret shame, but I've never been able to cook a sausage. :(
  7. I'll update in a minute with the MG3/zero work, and then the latest MG5 stuff. Hope you dont mind me filling up your thread? not at all fella! carry on!!! no convertible in the range? I'd love a new Midget.
  8. I've met a few and they're all twats. They seem to act like multi millionaires if they have a chrome bumper model and they're over 60. I've got nothing good to say about the MGOC at all, and to be honest, I'd love to turn up in one just to really pee them off with a convoy playing dance music. Agree that the ZS is amazing fun to drive, I'm looking forward to seeing what the chinese do with the MG mark!
  9. haha! Lee you could ask her mate! Yeah, I venture up and down to see me sis a couple of times a year, she lives in West Sussex. I'll let you know next time I'm going, I could schedule in a pit stop? Aye, one reason I did get rid was cos of how snobby MG owners are!! I had a bit of a prob with the engine spluttering, I pulled into the Co-op and saw an old chap with a chrome bumper MG, and a fellow MG owner sticker. I parked next to him....went over to say hello, he was rude, then I asked 'er...any advice, the cars a bit spluttery....' he wound up the window and ignored me!!! Had great fun with the MG and I would recommend one to anyone. :cheers: If your young and have a rubber bumper model, they hate you. mind you, I got my own back. I was driving to work in mine it was pissing down with rain and saw him conked out by the menai bridge with a newspaper over his head. I pulled over and he ran towards my car, opened the passenger door and started saying 'oh, thanks....' I then pointed, closed the door and shouted 'HAHA!!! YOUR STRANDED!!!' closed the door and drove off. Great feeling of satisfaction..... hows everyone keepin on ere?
  10. yeah man, you keeping well? hows married life? Yeah, good thanks ! Sorry to hear you split with the missus. Nice to hear one of us is! thanks mate appreciate that, though I've worked out that everyone's banging on about petrol costing loads, dump your missus, I've saved a bloody fortune on not taking her to the local hotspots, pili palas, anglesey sea zoo etc.
  11. nah, its a different grill. The previous owner said he wanted a 'subtle' look. But I'll bloody subtle look him if I see him again when I got told today that 'I'd bought a nice driver'. That 87 year old charity worker is still in hospital. It got resprayed about 3 years ago, there was a nice rallye interior included, plus the original GTI one which I've sold on. 127k for £1500. Cant go wrong, though it does need a new clutch. yeah man, you keeping well? hows married life?
  12. yo guys!!! long time no speak!!! Just thought I'd come back to an escort forum and show what I've been driving! until I buy that Ford Cortina... I had this for about a year, 1979 MG Midget. Such a fun car, loved it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Plipples/45602_10150237119945455_706740454_14235075_4323699_n.jpg however I split with the missus which was the main reason I bought the car cos she liked it, and the fact that MG owner's clubs wont help out at all, I decided to buy this.. 1989 Golf GTI! What fun. I'm £700 up on the Midget, and this things immaculate! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Plipples/P4020331.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Plipples/P4020332.jpg
  13. cheers Rossel!! aye, keeping well thanks, how you doing? christ, the roads in Cornwall are bloody awful! had a great time, but the roads were about as funny as an episode of 'French and Saunders'!
  14. blown bulb mate - a fine from a copper if your caught!!!
  15. McHappy Birthday!!!! Supergran, Colin Hendry, Billy Connolly, the Krankies, Paul Dalglish, Bunny from Extras! your boys took a helluva beating!
  16. aye. Quiet's good. Should start a conversation.....
  17. good man. Still driving a Mk 6 Cabriolet ? (french for Convertible) . i still pop in whenever I can!!!
  18. Aye, hope your keeping well herman!!! bloody hell, shirt and tie moderator now!! I just want to post pictures of my little play car. you keeping well mate?
  19. Okie Dokies, Hello!!!! :cheers: right I told my missus a few weeks ago that I'd take her on a random road trip to Devon/Cornwall. This was said in the spirit of 'getting into her mulch', however the time has come and I am actually taking her there on Saturday. Naturally, she thinks I've planned everything beforehand, I know cheddar gorge is around there, and Stone henge.I'm not going to bother with Wookey Hole cos I've been with her for five years. I know where Devon is, however I need tips as to what to do when I'm down there. I know Doctor Martin Clunes is filmed down there, and I've scoured tinternet but any ideas I can fling about? basically so I can pretend I've done me homework?
  20. cheers mate, I'll give that a whakka.
  21. how the bloody hell do you upload a pic on here? I cant remember....I've racked me brain and that didnt' work so I asked somebody with usual intelligence. Is it a botophucket job?
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