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Hey, its Ralph here!!

 

New to the site and recently got my 1998 3dr escort in black.

 

Love the forum.

 

Mods happening thick and fast, but shame im not quite 17! :( :(

 

Talk to you later,

 

Ralph.

hello, good evening, and welcome :drunk: :thumb:
hi mate welcome to the board. they are a nice bunch of guys in here. they made me feel really welcome. shame u wont b a ble to go to many shows seeing that u r 16

Doesn't matter, at least he's got the right car to drive when he does get out on the roads!

 

Welcome mate, so what sorta engine you got then, a 1.4 or a 1.3?

 

And whats the plans once you get the test then? 8)

quite a few newbies signing up recently :thumb: welcome to EVO m8
welcome mate :thumb:
hello and welcome :cheers:
hello m8 :drunk: :cheers:
Hello :drunk: :thumb:
hello m8y
hello m8y :cheers: :cheers:

HELLO!!!!!!

 

As a new member, you will obey these orders.

 

1. I am the boss.

 

2. Whence entering the site, you must sing Tight Fits 1982 hit 'In the jungle the mighty jungle, the Lion sleeps tonight'.

 

3. You must rip the Pee out of Astra Si at least once.

 

4. Do not take the Pee out of sortedford, as he is in the Coventry Mafia.

 

5. We actually know bog all about cars, we just pretend we do. we have no idea what a 'carberetta' or a 'cam belt' is.

 

6. Many of us only joined 'Escort Evolution' cos we thought it was about prostitutes having tit jobs.

 

7. Ross and Lee R are Siamese twins.

 

8. Heero appeared in a porn movie, as 'Beehive man who doesn't get a shag'.

 

9. Jx_babe is a honey. Obey this.

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Hi guys, thanks for the welcome!

 

so what sorta engine you got then, a 1.4 or a 1.3?

 

It's a 1.6!! Managed to find very reasonable insurance on a 1.6, little more than a 1.3 or 1.4.

 

And whats the plans once you get the test then?

 

Cruise............ i cant wait, been to southend once a few weeks ago and loved it.

 

Is there anyone here from Kent?? I live near Maidstone, which used to have great cruises until the cops shut it down. :vangry: :vangry:

 

See you later,

 

Ralph.

8. Heero appeared in a porn movie, as 'Beehive man who doesn't get a shag'.

 

Actually it was the following titles.................

 

Ex-sperm-inator (having sex with people pretending ima robot from the future)

 

Ex-sperm-inator II - Res-erection Day (involves me, the robot, having sex with dead people, bring them back from the grave after i've shaged em, and then watching the zombies have sex (conviently all increadably pretty ladies!) and take over the world with me as their pimp!

heylo matey welcome :drunk:

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