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Been to work, 8pm til 3.15 am, back into town, pick up a chicken kebab and sitting here eating it now, tying not to get any in/on the keyboard :thumb:

 

And officially i always get paid for a 9.5 hour day so i'm at home eating and getting paid for it :D :D :D

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REUTERS NEWS AGENCY - sometime.

 

IAN ANNOUNCES WAGE RISE FOR SILVESTER IMMIGRANT WORKERS

 

The FTSE index went 'apeshit' today as Britains most prominant slave trader and owner of 83% of England, Ian Silvester, announced he would now be doubling his workers wages to a full penny a day. Even though the hapenny was announced obsolete in 1984, Ian has managed to keep the tender going in 'Silvester shops' up and down the country, where he sells food and bedding to his workers, but now admits defeat as 'the b*stard lazy shits wont work my money press anymore'.

 

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jubilant workers celebrate their wage increase before being ordered to get back to work

 

'A full penny a day will allow me to rent Silvester slave accomodation for me and my family, and allow us to purchase some food' Said jubilant Lootootoo, himself imported by Ian back in 1998, who works as Ian's shoebuffer up at Silvester Towers.

 

The move comes as the city announces post-tax profits of £560m for Silvester international. As well as purchasing Ireland, Ian has doubled wages to show his kind and considerate side. He has also built a school, to teach his 'imports' how to read and write.

 

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The grand opening of the school. Ross was in attendance.

 

 

Well done Ian lad. :thumb:

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