Mk6 Si Ross Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Been to work, 8pm til 3.15 am, back into town, pick up a chicken kebab and sitting here eating it now, tying not to get any in/on the keyboard And officially i always get paid for a 9.5 hour day so i'm at home eating and getting paid for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danderton Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Lazy b*stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVE W Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Me and lee where talking about you before He was telling me the percks of truck driving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evv Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lucky git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 They Drive with one hand on the wheel on long motorway stretches tossing themselves off with the other hand... cmon lee and ross admit it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee R Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 Been to work, 8pm til 3.15 am,but you've done a whopping 7 and quarter hours!!! nothing to brag about Ross... we sometimes only do 6 hours a night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxmonkey Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 (edited) REUTERS NEWS AGENCY - sometime. IAN ANNOUNCES WAGE RISE FOR SILVESTER IMMIGRANT WORKERS The FTSE index went 'apeshit' today as Britains most prominant slave trader and owner of 83% of England, Ian Silvester, announced he would now be doubling his workers wages to a full penny a day. Even though the hapenny was announced obsolete in 1984, Ian has managed to keep the tender going in 'Silvester shops' up and down the country, where he sells food and bedding to his workers, but now admits defeat as 'the b*stard lazy shits wont work my money press anymore'. jubilant workers celebrate their wage increase before being ordered to get back to work 'A full penny a day will allow me to rent Silvester slave accomodation for me and my family, and allow us to purchase some food' Said jubilant Lootootoo, himself imported by Ian back in 1998, who works as Ian's shoebuffer up at Silvester Towers. The move comes as the city announces post-tax profits of £560m for Silvester international. As well as purchasing Ireland, Ian has doubled wages to show his kind and considerate side. He has also built a school, to teach his 'imports' how to read and write. http://www.PageProducer.com/users/waxmonkey/girl%20copy.jpg The grand opening of the school. Ross was in attendance. Well done Ian lad. Edited June 14, 2003 by Waxmonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean-o Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lol @ waxbut why the pic of gayle from coronation st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lmfao another wax classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean-o Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 lol @ waxbut why the pic of gayle from coronation st. ahhh, twas the wrong picthat looks better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 FPMSL Wax Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 thank you mr wax for spreading the terrific news you have earnt your wage today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk6 Si Ross Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonh1 Posted June 14, 2003 Share Posted June 14, 2003 I did a 12 hour shift last night, but had 5 hours kip at Asda Bedford.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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