MIKE W Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Got given the link to this, anyone been on it? Its quite humerous if your bored... www.omegle.com Basically it pairs you with a random person to speak to, lets see who can have the funniest convo. They dont seem to last long with me.. Conversation i just had... You: Howdy partnerStranger: where are you fromYou: Afghanistan...you?Stranger: japanese ?You: Nah im an Afghan, where you from ?Stranger: chineseYou: Nice...Stranger: thanksYou: You have good Chip Shops Stranger: haStranger: how about the situation around youYou: Its not to bad, abit noisy and dusty to be honest. But my cave is ok. Thanks for askingStranger: i hear that the us army still in you landStranger: are the ferociousYou: Yeh they chase me most days and whip me with towels Stranger: good luck to you Stranger: are you cheating me ha?You: No why?....I wouldnt lie about being whipped with towels, it hurts manYou: My bum is red raw Stranger: haYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykez69 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 lmao thats class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper tw4 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 thats quiet funny i like that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 thats quiet funny i like that lol w00t brazillion female 17 lmao Stranger: hiYou: hello!Stranger: sexYou: good aint it Stranger: whatYou: sex! You: are you up to much? as in are you doing anything tday?Stranger: noYou: how boringStranger: yes and you?You: bukkakeYou: you like it?Stranger: like what?Stranger: sorry You: bukkake, thats what im doing at the moment! its funStranger: ohStranger: wht's bukkake?You: taking strangers loads on my face its fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 We're not the only ones beign random on there! mineYou: HelloStranger: Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...Stranger: at least it's an ethos.You: U from EVO?Stranger: the hell is EVO?Stranger: the shitty super nintendo game?Stranger: where you magically tansform from a fish to a human?You: ah i remember that game,it was great, then u turn into a transsexual and get bummed by horsesStranger: oh no sudden sexual intercourse.Stranger: you are so unpredictable my strangerYou: it was a boss level i thinkYou: where u from my strangerStranger: you are relevant to the modern timesStranger: where are you hoping i'm from?You: doesnt bother me, u speak english at least,thats my only criteriaYou: fancy meeting my horse?Stranger: i am from china, born in brazilStranger: raised by /b/tardsStranger: went to high school under a bridgeYou: i like B*stardsStranger: have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You: hey!Stranger: hi -If you had a superpower what would it be?Stranger: :-)You: invisibility, yourself?Stranger: super speed - there are never enough hours in the dayStranger: where you from?You: very true!, unless you are a clock of course, then you would always be fast and there would be less hours in the day! lmao craig weiiiirdo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Stranger: You: yo, yo, yoStranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: yoStranger: hoYou: sup broStranger: sup broStranger: Stranger: Stranger: You: chillin, innitStranger: Stranger: ofj....Stranger: You: say what?Stranger: guasslish Not very successful. Lets try again... 2nd try:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hioYou: yo, yo, yoYour conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 9, 2009 by Trig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 il be your friend trig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 3rd time unlucky: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: IME RUSINAAYou: yo yo yoStranger: what's up?You: chillin innitStranger: i have to go, byez.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**caz** Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 LMAO excellent!! why have i only just noticed this thread!! lmao ive been so bored at work all day!!!!! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Trig i know where ur going wrong..Dont say "Chillin innit" say "Come fcuk my horse" Its the phrase of champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeWee Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 LMAO excellent!! why have i only just noticed this thread!! lmao ive been so bored at work all day!!!!! xBecause it was only started 37 minutes ago maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_aaron Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 hahahah torture time Stranger: hello sirYou: howdyYou: how you know im a sir?Stranger: are you southern?You: i could be 6ft blonde with huge tittiesStranger: I don't, but its a nice guessStranger: hahaYou: southern? you like oral then haStranger: well, are you?Stranger: what?!Stranger: haha because i said sirYou: medically im bothStranger: medicallyuStranger: medically*Stranger: explainYou: you called me sir - i said blonde... you asked if i was i confirmed i was bothYou: tall blonde male #Stranger: ohStranger: so your a maleYou: maybeStranger: lol?You: shemaleStranger: oh?You: yeah!Stranger: okay thenYou: do you like oral thenYou: arey ou male?Stranger: oral? im a male You: you love it dont youStranger: what??You: oralStranger: where do you get that from?Stranger: I never said i doStranger: but it was a nice try at guessingYou: but you never said you dont like rubbing cheese over yourself but i guess you do ______________________Stranger: hiYou: hoStranger: ho? You: mo foStranger: NO!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 well i just had a long ORDINARY convo on there...how boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl160180 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You: but you never said you dont like rubbing cheese over yourself but i guess you do QUALITY!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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