star-escort Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 gesh You: hulllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooStranger: ?Stranger: u ok?You: yup Stranger: m/f?You: f.... you?Stranger: mYou: from china?Stranger: hahYou: well?Stranger: so many chinese tonightYou: hahaYou: so are you?Stranger: yepYou: hahahaStranger: douban or tianya ?Stranger: or kds?You: londonStranger: london?You: ukStranger: 留学生？You: london. united kingdom. uk. england..Stranger: i know itStranger: so you are not a Chinese?You: no lol lol ok.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Stranger: boy?You: i am You: you?Stranger: me tooYou: congratulations Stranger: why/、You: for being a boy! apparently all females will be culled by 2014! so it ass only im afraid Stranger: ahhYou: disturbing eh?You: durex will go bust Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamspeed Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 LOL at this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 I cant get on anymore, B*stards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl160180 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: You: bonjour!Stranger: any norwegiansYou: you female?Stranger: DO A BEARREL ROLLStranger: noStranger: im a hermaphroditeYou: a what???? LMFAO!You: a hermit you say?Stranger: incorrectYou: gimp mask etc etc?You: you like it up the batty?Stranger: haermaphrodite-having both sexual organsStranger: hermaphrodite, whateverYou: chick's with dick's!Stranger: WHAT THE HELLStranger: YOU PERVERTYou: so you can litetrally go fcuk yourself then?Your conversational partner has disconnected. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamspeed Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) You: i will soon have to sell my golf buggy... it was built on the west syberian version of pimp my rideYou: 13 inch chrome spinnersYou: a built in mp3 playerYou: it even had a custom paint jobStranger: wow,,, sad,,You: yep! the ladies loved itStranger: well , ofcYou: what do you roll in?Stranger: rollercoasterYou: a big one?You: do you like big ones?Stranger: yeaStranger: its SO biggg Edited April 9, 2009 by hamspeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apnea Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I was talking to a bird from holland then it said that the conversation imploded. The cnuts im never using that site again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 why? Dunno, just wont load. Anyone else having difficulty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamspeed Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I was talking to a bird from holland Probably some dude in Trinidad looking for his new wife! Mike I fear you've started something here that probably wont end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl160180 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 why? Dunno, just wont load. Anyone else having difficulty ? I'm on it now mike, working ok for me ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 9, 2009 Author Share Posted April 9, 2009 why? Dunno, just wont load. Anyone else having difficulty ? I'm on it now mike, working ok for me ??? ....I brought this here and now i cant get on.... When i go on omegle.com it just doesnt load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
star-escort Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Best one so far.... You: do you use omegle often?Stranger: euhStranger: use it since yesterdayStranger: ^^You: haha.Stranger: saw it on a forumYou: yah same. Stranger: and saw a few pics of hot chicksStranger: so thats why ^^You: ohh hot chicks.Stranger: so if you have a pic for me... lolStranger: have msn or?You: im not a hot chick Stranger: soStranger: let me see youStranger: then i can say if your hot or notStranger: You: lolYou: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc...572_6092711.jpgStranger: lolStranger: you fakerYou: thats meStranger: no that isnt youYou: lol. why do you not think its me?Stranger: im not fcuking stupidStranger: lolStranger: so send me a real picYou: that is a real [picYou: http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-...576_2891186.jpgStranger: you are lying yarlyYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluliz Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 (edited) bollokcs You: hello?Stranger: Hi sexyYour conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: do you have a big dick to penetrate my pussy? Edited April 9, 2009 by bluliz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 im doing my bit where you find this site from?Stranger: some blogStranger: you?You: car website Stranger: lol that's randomStranger: like auto trader? or something? You: na www.escortevolution.co.uk its a owners forum Stranger: ohhhhh rightStranger: lol Ford Escort's. we've got one sitting doing nothing. it was gonna be mine, but heyYou: you should join, great iof you have any probs, members will always help even come out if they are local and theres a few round your way You: what model/engine/spec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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