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Stranger: Hi

You: HA HA HA TRUMPETS !!!!!

Stranger: hablas español?

You: HA HA HA TRUMPETS !!!!!

You: OLE

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i'm pants at this !!

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Stranger: PEDOBEAR

You: yes!!

Stranger: good work

Stranger: you won the game

You: yay

Stranger: the prize?

You: you?

Stranger: a 15 yr old swiss girl

Stranger: not quite

You: too old

Stranger: ahah

You:

Stranger: im an 18 yr old aussie

You: female?

Stranger: kinda opposite direction of the whole 15 swiss girl

Stranger: neg

Stranger: all man baby

You: ohhh all man

Stranger: so then she was like OMG IT REALLY IS 12 INCHES

Stranger: then i put away my ruler

Stranger:

You: ride them raw like a dinosaur

Stranger:

Stranger: thats awesome

Stranger: cause it rhymes

Stranger: can I use that

Stranger: ?

You: yes

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you sir

Stranger: are epic

You: i sir are female

Stranger: for realz?

You:

Stranger: hrmm

You: yup

Stranger: girls with pedobear hrmmm

Stranger: a girl who first asks if im a girl

Stranger: hrmmmm

You:

Stranger: my conclusion

You: im weird

Stranger: a girl who likes pedobears and girls

You: i dont like girlws

Stranger: see if you put 1 and 2 together you get 1,2

Stranger:

Stranger: my theory has been destroyed

You: it seems so younge sir

Stranger: 18 isnt yound

Stranger: young*

You: younger then i

Stranger: well I spose it is

Stranger: how old

You: 22

Stranger: tits or gtfo

Stranger: jkz

You: lol

Stranger: screenshot or it didnt happen imho

You: lol stfu pedo

You:

Stranger: har har

Stranger: you brought the pedo bear into this convo

Stranger: you broke the ice with pedo bear!

You: no i brough a friend

You:

You: moral suport

Stranger:

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so if I pretened to be a 12 yr old swiss girl

Stranger: would you feel betteR?

Stranger: pretended/

You: they taste sweet on the bbq

Stranger:

Stranger: I ninjaed your pedobear pic btw

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Stranger: see

Stranger: NINJA

Stranger: ALL YOUR PEDOBEARS ARE BELONG TO US

You: why has he got a shocked face on.. stop pokin nhim

Stranger: hes shocked

Stranger: because of my ninja skills

You: your pokin his bum

Stranger:

Stranger: how could you tell

You: dirty boy

You: i know that look

Stranger: cause you did to him before I gather?

Stranger: wait

Stranger: is pedobear

Stranger: a guy

Stranger: or a girl?

You: no he did it to me

Stranger: oh

You:

Stranger: im sorry for your loss

You: my anall virginitty

Stranger: yah

You: or was it gone before

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[KNITERIDER]

Stranger: Hi

You: HA HA HA TRUMPETS !!!!!

Stranger: hablas español?

You: HA HA HA TRUMPETS !!!!!

You: OLE

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i'm pants at this !!

 

 

ha LEGEND!!!!

[Squav]

My first go:

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: how r you?

You: i'm great thanks you?

Stranger: me too

You: good good, tell me about yourseld

You: yourself*

Stranger: what do you want to no

Stranger: *know

You: your whole life story, how old are you?

Stranger: im just 18

You: cool same

You: male or female?

Stranger: and are you a girl?

Stranger: im male

You: me 2

Stranger: and where are you from?

You: uk u?

Stranger: im from holland

You: great great

Stranger: so my english is not that good

You: so do you really blow horns and drink stella all the time there?

Stranger: lol

You: and like yodeling? or is that switzerland

Stranger: thats swizerland

You: haha

You: so are you going to confuse me with some double dutch?

You: or rape my ass?

Stranger: we eat the whole day cheese and milk cows, and blow weed

Stranger: no im not gay

You: are you sure? because it would be much better for both of us if you were

You: it would mean i wouldnt have to use rohypnol first

Stranger: what does rohypnol mean?

You: oh its just the drug im going to use before i rape your ass, because you claim your not gay

Stranger: no thank you

You: it wasnt a question

You: now bend over

Stranger: you didnt have hobbys or something?

You: yes, drugging then raping men

You: you?

Stranger: i kill 18 year old gays from the uk

Stranger: for fun

You: oh my god

You: should i be worried?

Stranger: thats up to you

You: hmm

You: im not scared

Stranger: so, thanks for screwing up a few minutes of my life

Stranger: i go, goodbye

You: your very welcome sexy

Stranger: in holland we kill all gays

Stranger: so you are lucky you in the uk

You: i am very lucky, but dont worry ill come and find your ass one day

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[KNITERIDER]

he he they get better!

[Squav]

Stranger: hi

You: Aup Duck

Stranger: what

You: aup duck

You: are you retarded?

Stranger: whats that mean

You: it means hello, jesus some people

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Stranger: hi!

You: Hello, Have you ever sucked off a man?

Stranger: no

Stranger: bye

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You: How be you

Stranger: MY DOOR WON'T OPEN!

You: OMG

You: run into it

Stranger: HELP!

 

You: jesus

Stranger: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!

 

You: what can i do?

Stranger: KILL YOURSELF.

You: okay

You: im doing it

Stranger: CAUSE A DISTRACTION!

 

You: i am tying the rope round my neck

You: hold my hand while i do it

You: i need love

Stranger: You sick fcuk, get a life.

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Edited April 9, 2009 by Squav

[KNITERIDER]

Stranger: MOIKKA

You: jeeniebap

Stranger: aivan

You: evian

Stranger: pullovettä

You: alllowetta jonty allowetta!

Stranger: jjuu allow

Stranger: malloe

You: camal toe

Stranger: follow m

Stranger: e

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: nice

You: on the yellow brick road?

Stranger: yeah

You: sexual times!

Stranger: how did u guess ?

You: cos i am the rabbit with the huge pulsating ClOCK

Stranger: oh

You: now drink me

Stranger: my dick is far bigger than yours

Stranger:

You: now you have been watching far to much harry potter!

You: A WAND IS not A PENIS!

You: and vice versa

Stranger: yeah it is

You: not if its made of twigs and dragons!

You: thats called a spoon

Stranger: a spoon ?

You: ooom bop!

Stranger: okay

You: god only knows what i am thinking

Stranger: you've got a spoon, then i have a dick

You: and he has not the decency to tell me

You: im gonna batter your dick with my spoon...and make omlette

Stranger: where are you gonna get the eggs

You: from my ovary! i am multi talented dontcha know!

Stranger: i almost forgot

You: god knows all especially the fat one...budda

You: rape IS iminant

Stranger: nice to know

You: prepare your arse or be split in two by the plunderouse spoon!

Edited April 9, 2009 by KNITERIDER

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You: hollo

Stranger: hollo?

Stranger: haha

You: haha

Stranger: f or m?

You: f or m?

Stranger: female or male?

You: female or male?

Stranger: are u American?

Stranger: where are you from

You: are u American?

You: where are you from

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[KNITERIDER]

have i ruined their life? shoulkd i feel bad?

 

 

You: shaggy!

You: is that you?

Stranger: sure

You: for men or women?

Stranger: fcuking HOPELESS IM GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS

Edited April 9, 2009 by KNITERIDER

[matthewp1992]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: come fcuk my horse?

Stranger: What?

You: you like horses?

Stranger: no

You: camels?

Stranger: Why ask me such a question

You: it the question of life

Stranger: chuen ge chuen yemen?

You: right back at you

You: why dont you like my camel?

Stranger: do you like my Genital?

You: is it dressed like a camel

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[Trig]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi random stranger

Stranger: pussy or penis

You: How is your evening?

Stranger: good

You: I think I already know what you want

Stranger: what ?

You: you want to get inside my panties dont you?

Stranger: so you get my mind

You: might do...

Stranger: ok,

You: so tell me about yourself

You: see if i like what I read

Stranger: so 8======>

Stranger: whats your name ?

You: is that suposed to impress me?

You: What do you want to call me?

Stranger: yes

You: sweet,

Stranger: please give me your name

You: Keith

Stranger: Keith

You: Yes

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Stranger: hi

You: where did bob go

You: i miss bob

You: bring him back please

Stranger: he went to the moon

You: can you come with me

Stranger: to where?

You: the wizard is trying to kill him

You: and he needs help

Stranger: whom?

Stranger: and what kind of help?

You: the wizard lover is trying to kill him

You: come with me and give him a hand

Stranger: he cant

You: he reallt needs your help

Stranger: the wizard is here

You: quick jump on him

Stranger: he cant jump

Stranger: sorry

You: give him that balloon and tell him to leave

Stranger: wizard is quite jumppless

You: yer very true

You: i forgot that

Stranger: he has no balloons left

You: can we lick im

You: *him

Stranger: cos i ve all of em

You: can i have a yellow one?

Stranger: we've run out of yellow one

Stranger: s

You: blue?

Stranger: few blues but they are quite expensive

You: im going to get killed if i dnt ge a blue balloon

Stranger: do ya have any dough=

You: yes

You: i have a button and a goose

You: will that do

Stranger: no

Stranger: need more buttons

You: o wait i found two more

Stranger: and few goose

You: now i have three and a goose

You: ow there goes another

You: got three buttons and two geese

You: can i get a blue balloon with that

Stranger: thats nice but seems that i need horses

You: i have one of them too

You: wait a second

You: right here it is

Stranger: with pink saddles

You: will velcro ones do?

Stranger: impossible

You: thongs?

Stranger: out of question

You: even if its glow in the dark

You: go on you know you want to

Stranger: if it glows in the daylight

You: i really want a blue balloon

You: can i put a candle on it?

Stranger: blue ones are gone to heaven

You:

Stranger: you can't

You: but i really want one

Stranger: im sorry

You: how about orange?

Stranger: i just ate em

You: bitch

You: what do you have>

Stranger: not me

You: ?

Stranger: i have no balloons right now

You: do you have anything?

Stranger: but tomorrow i might

You: can we go see the wizard now?

Stranger: anything?

Stranger: NO

You: why not

You: do you want a slap

You: come fcuk my horse?

Stranger: wizard has gone to the tomorrow land

Stranger: won''t do that

You: go on

Stranger: our horsefucker is gone to Japan

You: bum the bum faced child in the face

Stranger: cant do that either

Stranger: s0rry

You: but he wants to be bummed in the face

Stranger: he cant

You: ok then

Stranger: he wants but he cat

Stranger: is a horse

You: yes please

Stranger: syre

Stranger: syre

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sure

Stranger: must go and see the wizard, bye

You: bye

Stranger: have a nice whatever

You: i will

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi, where are you fr om ?

Stranger: arizona

Stranger: you

You: UK

Stranger: yes i'm ok

Stranger: are U k?

You: United Kingdom = UK

You: yeah im good too

Stranger: is that like disney world?

Stranger: disneys magical kingdom?

You: England...

Stranger: what an En Gland?

Stranger: is that a body part?

You: You are not doing the stereotypes any favours

Stranger: i like sony brand stereo's, but i also like all stereo types

Stranger: you?

 

He's not being serious then

[mykez69]

You: hello

Stranger: Know any ventrilo servers?

You: yes, hundreds

You: do you?

Stranger: Want to lend me some info?

 

You: yeah sure thing, there is a great one here got loads of listings http://www.meatspin.com/

Stranger: Har har.

You: can you do that?

Stranger: I've never tried.

You: i have, but i can only get to about 4, and then things start to stiffen up

You: i could show you on cam?

Stranger: only if you're black or tongan

You: im black brrap

Stranger: Okay

You: ohhh i got 5

[stoo2000]

And the same (it turned normal) convo as above ended like this...

 

Stranger: maybe they suck

You: If we're lucky

Stranger: i'm going to go wack off in my own regret now goodbye