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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: haaayyyy

You: stranger from the putside ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: outside*

Stranger: waaht

Stranger: ayee!

Stranger: watupp!

Stranger: niggyy

Stranger: howw oldd youhh be son?

You: dad what u doing on here?

Stranger: yooOoo

Stranger: madd wackk.

You: dad stop talkin like a Cnut

You: u drunk again??

Stranger: yerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Stranger: i am so drunkk and highhhhhh!

Stranger: ever hear the song "because i got high"

You: DAD WTF u smoke weed now

You: u wait till i tell mum

Stranger: yesssss!!!

Stranger: YO!

Stranger: shutup

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ahhahahha

 

Stranger: hey

You: oi oi

You: wasuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

You: yo stranger pick up the phone

Stranger: not too much if im on here...

Stranger: lol you?

You: cant sleep :(

You: only so many wank you can have befor your dick goes red raw and u still cant sleep

Stranger: oh lovely

You: not reli now i have to go to boots to get cream for it

You: what am i guna tell the lady behind the counter???

Stranger: lmaooo good job.

Stranger: it got stuck in the vaccum

Stranger: that should do it.

You: "excuse me darlin but i had 37 wanks last night now i my cock looks like a lightsabor"?

Stranger: hahahahahahaa...

You: vaccum idea sounds good

You: might use that

Stranger: looks like you need to get some.

You: wait wait wait ive got a dyson ill be in hospital needing a skin graft if i did that

Stranger: so how old are you?

Stranger: lol

You: 20and 3/4

You: u?

Stranger: i see lol im 18

You: legal i see ;)

Stranger: haha um true that.

You: fancy a bum?

Stranger: excuse me?

You: fancy a bum?

Stranger: no lol

You: oh well ermmmm fancy playin my ps3 while i bum you?

Stranger: ohyes that sound hot

You: just dont get Shite on me controller

Stranger: lmfaooo your a loser why would i want your penis in my ass thats sick.

You: well if u dnt wanna be sick i wont force you to do a ATM

Stranger: lmaoo i dont speak sex lingo

You: A=ass T=to M=mouth

Stranger: you are a tard

You: tard??

You: i dont speak your REtard lingo

Stranger: lame.

You: lame?

You: your making me hard

Stranger: wow where you from?

Stranger: oh yes my only goal in life.

You: well my dad calls it a shithouse but i call it a house

You: well get ya coat uve scored ;););)

Stranger: mmhm why.?

You: not very tidy :(

Stranger: lmao i meant why are you a beligerent pig?

You: look can we cut this convo short ive got to post it on a forum and its guna be massive if u keep flapping ya gums

Stranger: lovely peace out dick face! <3

You: no but app a could of plates in the sink and a t-shirt on the floor makes it look untidy

You: laters cock gobbler

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They keep asking me if I am brazillian :D

 

You: Hi

Stranger: hihihi

You: hi hi hi

Stranger: asl?

You: why? It says your talking to a stranger, why would I give a stranger my ASL?

You: is it so you can bum rape me?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: clam down

You: wow indeed?

You: you taking the pee out of scousers??????

Stranger: damn,c u

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my first attempt

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: tianyatianya

You: hi dude

You: wtf

Stranger: tianyatianya?

 

You: english??

Stranger: what's the time on your PC now?

You: 7.46 am

Stranger: are you from Africa?

You: nope.scotland

You: you

Stranger: 14:50

You: where??

Stranger: Why you come here so early??

 

You: why not??

Stranger: don't you sleep?

You: yes in a bit

You: im an owl

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theres even a site with random convos that people have sent in >> clicky keep us all busy while we wait for it to be working again :roll:

 

LOL i been tryin since 7 when i got to work and no luck! lol

 

x

 

 

how sad are we ????????

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