**caz** Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) it loads up but just connected to someone who didnt talk! lol OK its not cos they aint talkin i dont think they are in the room...how annoying?! do i have to do n e thing?! gettin really frustrated now...i want a random conversation!! x Edited April 10, 2009 by **caz** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**caz** Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 My first convo haha i thought it was someone from here! lmao [14:51] <_19799> mechanical engibneering, doing my masters atm [14:51] <_19799> engineering* [14:51] <_19800> COOL U INTO CARS THEN [14:52] <_19799> yea, its not really about cars as such, thats motorsport engineering, we look at the wider application of it [14:52] <_19799> but ya im into cars [14:52] <_19800> COOL ME TOO WHAT CAR U GOT? [14:54] <_19799> atm im sgharing my parents cars as im too poor used to have my own for escort tho that was lush, till some scummy chavs broke into it and stole my radio and tried to hotwire it [14:54] <_19800> U FROM EVO? [14:54] <_19799> huh? [14:54] <_19800> OBVIOUSLY NOT LOL [14:54] <_19799> ? [14:54] <_19800> WWW.ESCORTEVOLUTION.CO.UK [14:55] <_19800> ITS AN ESCORT OWNERS FORUM [14:55] <_19799> oh lol nah i had the car like 3 years ago [14:56] <_19799> what car ya got? [14:56] <_19800> U CAN STILL JOIN! WE HAVE MEMBERS THAT NO LONGER HAVE ESCORTS! [14:56] <_19800> AND AS U CAN GUESS I HAVE AN ESCORT! LOL x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 People never seem to get on with me You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiYou: Good day sirStranger: what's up?You: My ceiling last time i looked...Stranger: coolStranger: /me files that in witty-responses.txtYou: Thanking you kind sirStranger: british?You: Certainly am...You?Stranger: germanStranger: (steps back)You: Its best if i dont mention the war then ?Stranger: heheStranger: not my faultYou: Not unless your HitlerStranger: you'reStranger: :-PYou: I was just testing you cheeky Stranger: i'd say that as wellYou: Then you're a clever manStranger: thank you, sirYou: Not a problem sirStranger: *goes get some cookies*You: Back to the war, it never really went well for you did it? We did you there didnt we...Stranger: first we "did" the frenchYou: Yeh but, the French come on. Stranger: You: They just prance around with onions hanging around their neckStranger: =)You: One thing i will say though, is that Hitler had a cracking moustacheStranger: lolYou: Didnt protect him from the mighty British though did itYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffa Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: HA HA HA TRUMPETS !!!!Stranger: rigth You: KEWLStranger: kewl Stranger: BASSYou: where bouts u then ?Your conversational partner has disconnected. whats wrong with my trumpets ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: hiYou: hows youYou: youStranger: pretty goodStranger: and u?You: were you fromYou: yeh am good tarStranger: Why are u here?You: for a chat You: youStranger: for fun...Stranger: hahahahYou: were are you fromStranger: Asia and you?You: usaStranger: coooolStranger: Is there any interesting news ?You: so what fun u here forStranger: Looking for some fun guys and to chat to them...You: yeh theres loads like all ugly woman will be killed by 2010You: how old are youStranger: hahahaStranger: 22You: do you like to be rim jawedStranger: nope...You: yYou: its so funStranger: I dont hear about that..........You: what freeky stuff are you in toStranger: Some readings and Video games...........You: thats not freekyYou: do you like milfing?Stranger: nope......You: dilfing?Stranger: I have no try about that...Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Just had some brazillian bloke,i told him i was also brazillion,and a bloke,then asked him if he fucks trannys,he left.. then...Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: helloYou: dEVOStranger: hi im18 from englandStranger: maleStranger: you?You: not from evo are u?You: im 24 from england,but i live in scotlandStranger: na bruv londonYou: how did u find this site,its random aint itStranger: yea my mat sent m the website lolStranger: its funnyStranger: idiot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 Stranger: helloYou: Is it me your looking for ?Stranger: yepYou: I can see it in you're eyes, i can see it in you're smile...Stranger: you're a wild child! *air guitar*You: You're all that i've ever wantedStranger: thank youYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_2f2f Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: helloYou: Hi, Im looking for something inperticularStranger: ok what?You: right, are you a Man?Stranger: yesYou: do you have a penis You: or are you a cock in a frock?Stranger: no i'm notStranger: and I have a penis whyYou: GREAT! Fancy a bum?Stranger: are you a sexy womanYou: No, I’m a bum burgularStranger: well this is interestingStranger: laters fagYou: we bum now?Your conversational partner has disconnected. bahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 what am i doing wrong?? Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: butt plugStranger: heyYou: butt plug?Stranger: lmaoStranger: yesYou: butt plug!Stranger: hahaStranger: butt plugYou: butt plug?Stranger: lmaoYour conversational partner has disconnected. looks like brucie dont have much luck either Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: higher than a 5 you say............................You: its a 7!Your conversational partner has disconnected. not much of a music lover either Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey Stranger: age You: i aint no holla back girl!Stranger: guy girl Stranger: lame You: brown eyed boy meets a blue eyed girlStranger: epic failYou: dont cry for me agantinaStranger: r u awesomeYou: i am the one and onlyStranger: because u sound quite lame Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duffa Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: There are 258 days until Christmas!Stranger: coolStranger: male hereStranger: uYou: shim hereYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVE W Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I am bored but thought you cant go wrong with abit of Lionel Riche Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: I've been alone with you inside my mind Stranger: cuteYou: And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand timesStranger: You: I sometimes see you pass outside my doorStranger: moreYou: Hello, is it me you're looking for?Stranger: Stranger: greatYou: I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smileStranger: who is the artist?Stranger: lionel richie?You: You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to sayYou: BINGO You win Tonights Special Prize !!!!!!!!!!Stranger: You: Do you want to know what that prize is ?Stranger: sureYou: The next part of the Song ENJOYYou: I long to see the sunlight in your hair You: And tell you time and time again how much I care You: Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow You: Hello, I've just got to let you know You: 'Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder what you do You: Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart For I haven't got a clue But let me start by saying, I love you ... Stranger: i will do anything you want me to do... but please stop singingYou: For Next song Press 1For Same song again Press 2For me to fcuk off and Leave you alone Press 3Stranger: 3You: Selection acceptedYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKE W Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hiStranger: Hi therStranger: How are you today?You: Im calling about your sofa for sale, talk to meStranger: I don't want to sell my sofaStranger: It's comfortable and I'm already on it.You: Look, you have a sofa, i need a sofa....so i come round you say "Terry do you wanna buy my sofa?".......I give you a little tickle we settle on £250, i take the sofaStranger: If you're paying in pounds, you probably will have to ship itYou: Shipping not a problem, i know this man, his name is Sanjay. He says to me, you need to ship a sofa, then im ya man Terry. I say Thank you very much, give him a cuddle and a kiss and head for the exit. Nice man, specialises in sofa shipping...Stranger: Well what color sofa do you want?You: I would like a brown one, because i wont lie to you when i watch a scary movie in the evening i do sometimes drop a log, you hear what im saying my little friend?......Leather is essential, easy to wipe ya see. I got this friend, his sofa aint leather, i shat on it 12 months ago and the stain is still there.....Can you facking believe it...Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNITERIDER Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: wanna cyber?You: depends who/what u areStranger: girl finland 16You: go for it Stranger: what are you?You: male 19 englandStranger: ok where should we be?You: you decide its your cyber Stranger: your bedStranger: and we stripYou: gooda plaice as any Stranger: eachotherStranger: i get on my kneesYou: ok :_)Stranger: and lick the head of your dickStranger: ya know Stranger: just playing around for startersYou: i like...Stranger: then i start to go in furtherStranger: full swallowStranger: whole thing is in my mouthStranger: and im going in and outStranger: massaging ur balls with my lipsYou: hmmm okkk go onStranger: no its ur turn nowYou: ahhh fook i came already sorry darlin you might have to wipe that off....seeya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortEstate. Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 i know how much people like resurrected threads, but you have no idea how funny this site is, and how random, sorry if its bad that i brought this back, but people just have to play with it :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danposs86 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 So far my first conversation went like this: Stranger: what time is it/You: 23:11You: 23:12Stranger: okStranger: thanksYou: setting your vcr?Stranger: noYou: watch?Stranger: betaYour conversational partner has disconnected. Great lol Second one went better: You: are you one of these boring people that disconects after 1 minute?Stranger: not reallyYou: ohhhYou: i amYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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