scottg17 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 (edited) Dont worry... im straight Note tho : i had a couple to drink last night lol Edited July 18, 2009 by scottg17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortNreg Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Thought i would give it just one more bash... 1st: You: cavaStranger: m/f?You: bothStranger: me 2You: brilliant...You: Do you have a vagina or a penis?Stranger: both yYou: sweetYou: So when i tell you to go fcuk yourself... You actually can? 2nd Stranger: 18/m looking for girl to cam?You: you have come to the right placeYou: I am 19 chinaStranger: niceee, you have msn or skype?You: no.. fcuk off ya fuckin sad act perv... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortEstate. Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 Stranger: hi im a horny guyYou: wow im a horny girlYou: what you wearing horny guy??Stranger: boxers you?You: ohh, im just sat here in my lil lace pantiesStranger: very niceStranger: bra size?You: 36DDStranger: wowYou: you like bigger busted women do you??Stranger: yeaYou: cock size??Stranger: 7inchYou: ohhhhYou: biggest ive heard ofStranger: ohYou: where you from big guyStranger: england you?You: im from boston in USAStranger: niceYou: is it nice and hot where you are??Stranger: its raining lol there?You: its about 32 degrees hereStranger: oh niceYou: im just sat here with the A/C blowing in my long blonde hairStranger: im sat here in boxers You: lolStranger: what you wearing?You: just my lace pantiesYou: daddy isn't home so i have free run of the houseStranger: no bra?You: no bra indeedStranger: nice hard nipples? You: ohhh yesStranger: wanna suck themYou: i have been doing that anywayStranger: what else?You: well ive found my daddys porn mags so i have been flicking through those, getting myself nice and wetStranger: what type of porn?You: lesbianStranger: like being licked out?You: ohhh yes, name a women who doesn'tStranger: i wanna lick yur pussy and rub your clitYou: ohh, really?? sounds gooYou: dStranger: then slowly finger you getting faster while licking your clitYou: ohhhh, getting betterStranger: then ill put my tongue in your pussy and finger your assYou: what about my penis, its getting left out of all thisStranger: ill suck itYou: ohhhYou: how can you do that while your liking me out tho??Stranger: ill finger you while suckingYou: ohhh, this sounds soooooooo good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamGTR Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I can't hold a conversation long enough to make it worth posting, all I have is this: Stranger: w0wzersYou: w0000w!!!!Stranger: m/f?You: what do you prefer?Stranger: gay guysStranger: wtf do u thinkYou: im definitely that!Stranger: roflStranger: fkin asians these days/// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamGTR Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I'm getting better!: Stranger: HiYou: Hi thereStranger: I have learned not to start my convos with I AM FROM THE LAND OF POLYVOREStranger: but 'tis true...You: Oh, so I guess shouldn't start with that then?Stranger: YepStranger: One guy saidYou: you disappoint meStranger: fcuk my life your so stupid to meStranger: D:You: You would seriously fcuk my life ? that is gona be one hell of a sessionStranger: xDStranger: fml.comYou: I can't even last that long on my own never mind with somebody elses wife!You: I mean life... ? Stranger: hahaStranger: Same hereYou: Wow! So we both suffer from premature ejaculation ?Stranger: ahh awkward topic..You: Ok well now your just making me feel stupidStranger: ( i am a girl, i dont ejaculateYou: o0o0 but you do! You just haven't been takin geet hard up the poop shoot beforeStranger: ??{{{{LEFT}}}} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_aaron Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 get in LOLYou: hi?Stranger: hi!Stranger: you seem trepidatious.Stranger: don't worry, i'm a friendly stranger.You: i'm a strange friend, will you be mine?Stranger: you're already my BEST FRIEND.You: oh great!Stranger: want to go to the park?You: i must tell you though...You: if you like. which one?Stranger: what must you tell me?You: i'm was born with both genitals.Stranger: that's okay. i'm into bondage. to each their own, eh?You: but i class myself as female as my 'male part' is more like a large clitorisStranger: that sounds about right.You: i would love you to tie my clitick to some fish wireStranger: okay, consider it done. i'll do it at the park!You: which oneStranger: a central parkStranger: in newarkYou: whereyou from and what are you? male? female? 10? 100? straight? bent?Stranger: uh, 24, male, straightYou: newark, i'm from newcastle you crazy southern monkeyStranger: excellent, i was just on my way to carry some coals up there.You: i was on BB8 guess my nameStranger: alexYou: noStranger: what's BB8?You: i wishYou: big brother year 8Stranger: of course!Stranger: well, i don't watch reality shows.You: are you not real? is this why?Stranger: realty shows are so much more engrossing.Stranger: no, i just favor realty over reality.Stranger: i'm a realtor.Stranger: i thought people on reality shows aren't allowed on the internet for like 8 yearsYou: i'm the azzanator sent back in time from the planet of Evoness to prevent the humans from safaripark chimps wanking in their facesYou: i bid you a bon voyage as i must return to the back to the future which is ironic as your past is my fathers present which was changed by my granny dropping her knickers in the past tense in a tennis court back in 1802!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamGTR Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 How come I don't get all the wierdo's!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwwd Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Just had a go and got this: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: holla!Stranger: hoola...Stranger: niggerYou: excuse me?Stranger: thts rightStranger: i called u a niggerStranger: now wht dowill uYou: well you're going to run off like a little pussyYou: bye bye little racistStranger: nah im still hereYou: go play with the childrenStranger: the children?Stranger: wtf does tht mean?You: yeah, you're a child. wow, you're stupid aren't you?You: i bet you're from texasStranger: yeah i guess im kinda slowStranger: wowStranger: i am frm texasStranger: hahahaYou: well that was obviousStranger: yeah wrong again jackassYou: so you just said you were from texas, but now you're not? make up your mindYou: you are slow aren't you?Stranger: yes very...Stranger: tell me somethingStranger: are you a christian?You: nopeYou: bored yet? you can leave whenever you like, i won't judge youStranger: I'll bet your an atheistYou: bye byeStranger: you are arent you?You: wow, you're good - you asked if i was a christian, now i'm an atheistYou: keep trying, you'll get there eventualylYou: eventually*Stranger: its pretty clear to meStranger: ou are an atheistStranger: your arrogantYou: nope, i'm not an atheistYou: nice try thoughStranger: God don't tell me your a JewYou: you're really good at this!You: nope, not a jewYou: i thought we established i was black about 5 minutes agoStranger: are you a muslim?You: wowYou: americans are really stupidYou: keep guessing, i have all dayStranger: okayStranger: ummmStranger: hindu?You: i am blackYou: do you need me to say it again?Stranger: Okay manStranger: im sorry about the nigger comment okay?Stranger: u happy?Stranger: I'm black tooYou: you were good at the start of this, you got i was black, but since then your guesses have been well off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwwd Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 And just had this: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hioYou: hello. i just want to say before we chat that i am black. for some reason when people find this out they just disconnect.Your conversational partner has disconnected.or send us feedbackWas this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apnea Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 And just had this: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hioYou: hello. i just want to say before we chat that i am black. for some reason when people find this out they just disconnect.Your conversational partner has disconnected.or send us feedbackWas this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!## lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meekstaaa Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 after getting too many horny boys asking asl straight away i finally get a good one: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: wassupppppppppppppppppppoStranger: hi strangerYou: holla strangerStranger: no im you, ur strangerYou: no i think you'll find i'm 'you' and you're 'stranger'. dur!...Stranger: but u r mistaken sir. my screen clearly says that u r in fact a strangerYou: maybe this is lying to us cos mine says your a stranger, i'm not a stranger so how can i be?You: how do u know i'm a sir?Stranger: because...im YOUYou: are you lying to me, cos my screen clearly say i'm 'you'You: i don't like liersYou: liers make me cryYou: would help if i spelt liar properlyStranger: maybe we are each other. and this is an episode of the twilight zoneYou: woah!You: i think you're right!You: holy crapYou: is the world going to end?Stranger: so if ur me and im u...who is stranger?You: i don't know, but i don't like him, shall we go after him and kick his arse?You: i think there's something fishy about himStranger: i dont trust him. i think hes the guy that tried to give me that candy from his vanYou: you had that happen to you too! he does get around.Stranger: hes a crafty one he isYou: where do we find him?Stranger: i dont know. but ill go look and if i find him ill let u know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortNreg Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Everytime i say im a bird they disconect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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