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[scottg17]

Dont worry... im straight

 

Note tho : i had a couple to drink last night lol

Edited July 18, 2009 by scottg17

[EscortNreg]

Thought i would give it just one more bash...

 

1st:

 

You: cava

Stranger: m/f?

You: both

Stranger: me 2

You: brilliant...

You: Do you have a vagina or a penis?

Stranger: both y

You: sweet

You: So when i tell you to go fcuk yourself... You actually can?

 

2nd

 

Stranger: 18/m looking for girl to cam?

You: you have come to the right place

You: I am 19 china

Stranger: niceee, you have msn or skype?

You: no.. fcuk off ya fuckin sad act perv...

[EscortEstate.]

Stranger: hi im a horny guy

You: wow im a horny girl

You: what you wearing horny guy??

Stranger: boxers you?

You: ohh, im just sat here in my lil lace panties

Stranger: very nice

Stranger: bra size?

You: 36DD

Stranger: wow

You: you like bigger busted women do you??

Stranger: yea

You: cock size??

Stranger: 7inch

You: ohhhh

You: biggest ive heard of

Stranger: oh

You: where you from big guy

Stranger: england you?

You: im from boston in USA

Stranger: nice

You: is it nice and hot where you are??

Stranger: its raining lol there?

You: its about 32 degrees here

Stranger: oh nice

You: im just sat here with the A/C blowing in my long blonde hair

Stranger: im sat here in boxers

You: lol

Stranger: what you wearing?

You: just my lace panties

You: daddy isn't home so i have free run of the house

Stranger: no bra?

You: no bra indeed

Stranger: nice hard nipples?

You: ohhh yes

Stranger: wanna suck them

You: i have been doing that anyway

Stranger: what else?

You: well ive found my daddys porn mags so i have been flicking through those, getting myself nice and wet

Stranger: what type of porn?

You: lesbian

Stranger: like being licked out?

You: ohhh yes, name a women who doesn't

Stranger: i wanna lick yur pussy and rub your clit

You: ohh, really?? sounds goo

You: d

Stranger: then slowly finger you getting faster while licking your clit

You: ohhhh, getting better

Stranger: then ill put my tongue in your pussy and finger your ass

You: what about my penis, its getting left out of all this

Stranger: ill suck it

You: ohhh

You: how can you do that while your liking me out tho??

Stranger: ill finger you while sucking

You: ohhh, this sounds soooooooo good

[LiamGTR]

I can't hold a conversation long enough to make it worth posting, all I have is this:

 

Stranger: w0wzers

You: w0000w!!!!

Stranger: m/f?

You: what do you prefer?

Stranger: gay guys

Stranger: wtf do u think

You: im definitely that!

Stranger: rofl

Stranger: fkin asians these days///

[LiamGTR]

I'm getting better!:

 

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi there

Stranger: I have learned not to start my convos with I AM FROM THE LAND OF POLYVORE

Stranger: but 'tis true...

You: Oh, so I guess shouldn't start with that then?

Stranger: Yep

Stranger: One guy said

You: you disappoint me

Stranger: fcuk my life your so stupid to me

Stranger: D:

You: You would seriously fcuk my life ? that is gona be one hell of a session

Stranger: xD

Stranger: fml.com

You: I can't even last that long on my own never mind with somebody elses wife!

You: I mean life... ?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: Same here

You: Wow! So we both suffer from premature ejaculation ?

Stranger: ahh awkward topic..

You: Ok well now your just making me feel stupid

Stranger: ( i am a girl, i dont ejaculate

You: o0o0 but you do! You just haven't been takin geet hard up the poop shoot before

Stranger: ??

{{{{LEFT}}}}

[geordie_aaron]

get in LOL

You: hi?

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: you seem trepidatious.

Stranger: don't worry, i'm a friendly stranger.

You: i'm a strange friend, will you be mine?

Stranger: you're already my BEST FRIEND.

You: oh great!

Stranger: want to go to the park?

You: i must tell you though...

You: if you like. which one?

Stranger: what must you tell me?

You: i'm was born with both genitals.

Stranger: that's okay. i'm into bondage. to each their own, eh?

You: but i class myself as female as my 'male part' is more like a large clitoris

Stranger: that sounds about right.

You: i would love you to tie my clitick to some fish wire

Stranger: okay, consider it done. i'll do it at the park!

You: which one

Stranger: a central park

Stranger: in newark

You: whereyou from and what are you? male? female? 10? 100? straight? bent?

Stranger: uh, 24, male, straight

You: newark, i'm from newcastle you crazy southern monkey

Stranger: excellent, i was just on my way to carry some coals up there.

You: i was on BB8 guess my name

Stranger: alex

You: no

Stranger: what's BB8?

You: i wish

You: big brother year 8

Stranger: of course!

Stranger: well, i don't watch reality shows.

You: are you not real? is this why?

Stranger: realty shows are so much more engrossing.

Stranger: no, i just favor realty over reality.

Stranger: i'm a realtor.

Stranger: i thought people on reality shows aren't allowed on the internet for like 8 years

You: i'm the azzanator sent back in time from the planet of Evoness to prevent the humans from safaripark chimps wanking in their faces

You: i bid you a bon voyage as i must return to the back to the future which is ironic as your past is my fathers present which was changed by my granny dropping her knickers in the past tense in a tennis court back in 1802!!!

[LiamGTR]

How come I don't get all the wierdo's!?

[wwwd]

Just had a go and got this:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: holla!

Stranger: hoola...

Stranger: nigger

You: excuse me?

Stranger: thts right

Stranger: i called u a nigger

Stranger: now wht dowill u

You: well you're going to run off like a little pussy

You: bye bye little racist

Stranger: nah im still here

You: go play with the children

Stranger: the children?

Stranger: wtf does tht mean?

You: yeah, you're a child. wow, you're stupid aren't you?

You: i bet you're from texas

Stranger: yeah i guess im kinda slow

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i am frm texas

Stranger: hahaha

You: well that was obvious

Stranger: yeah wrong again jackass

You: so you just said you were from texas, but now you're not? make up your mind

You: you are slow aren't you?

Stranger: yes very...

Stranger: tell me something

Stranger: are you a christian?

You: nope

You: bored yet? you can leave whenever you like, i won't judge you

Stranger: I'll bet your an atheist

You: bye bye

Stranger: you are arent you?

You: wow, you're good - you asked if i was a christian, now i'm an atheist

You: keep trying, you'll get there eventualyl

You: eventually*

Stranger: its pretty clear to me

Stranger: ou are an atheist

Stranger: your arrogant

You: nope, i'm not an atheist

You: nice try though

Stranger: God don't tell me your a Jew

You: you're really good at this!

You: nope, not a jew

You: i thought we established i was black about 5 minutes ago

Stranger: are you a muslim?

You: wow

You: americans are really stupid

You: keep guessing, i have all day

Stranger: okay

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: hindu?

You: i am black

You: do you need me to say it again?

Stranger: Okay man

Stranger: im sorry about the nigger comment okay?

Stranger: u happy?

Stranger: I'm black too

You: you were good at the start of this, you got i was black, but since then your guesses have been well off

[wwwd]

And just had this:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hio

You: hello. i just want to say before we chat that i am black. for some reason when people find this out they just disconnect.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback

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[Apnea]

And just had this:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hio

You: hello. i just want to say before we chat that i am black. for some reason when people find this out they just disconnect.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback

Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

##

 

lmao

[meekstaaa]

after getting too many horny boys asking asl straight away i finally get a good one:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: wassupppppppppppppppppppo

Stranger: hi stranger

You: holla stranger

Stranger: no im you, ur stranger

You: no i think you'll find i'm 'you' and you're 'stranger'. dur!...

Stranger: but u r mistaken sir. my screen clearly says that u r in fact a stranger

You: maybe this is lying to us cos mine says your a stranger, i'm not a stranger so how can i be?

You: how do u know i'm a sir?

Stranger: because...im YOU

You: are you lying to me, cos my screen clearly say i'm 'you'

You: i don't like liers

You: liers make me cry

You: would help if i spelt liar properly

Stranger: maybe we are each other. and this is an episode of the twilight zone

You: woah!

You: i think you're right!

You: holy crap

You: is the world going to end?

Stranger: so if ur me and im u...who is stranger?

You: i don't know, but i don't like him, shall we go after him and kick his arse?

You: i think there's something fishy about him

Stranger: i dont trust him. i think hes the guy that tried to give me that candy from his van

You: you had that happen to you too! he does get around.

Stranger: hes a crafty one he is

You: where do we find him?

Stranger: i dont know. but ill go look and if i find him ill let u know

[EscortNreg]

Everytime i say im a bird they disconect...