sortedford Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 u cnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Its spelt Cnut you idiot. Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted June 20, 2003 Author Share Posted June 20, 2003 bloody hell they teach you to spell down there shame they dont teach safe sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Why do you say that Ian? Was your first "private school buggering" down south? Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted June 21, 2003 Author Share Posted June 21, 2003 nah just from what ive heard from all the 15 year old mums down your street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Youve met ALL of them Ian? And they were 15 you say? Hmm, do you wear a long raincoat and creep along the kerbs outside schools in your Turbo Diesel? Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 LMFAO you couple of poo pirates get a room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 JonC, You are a hairy used tampon. Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 You gotta look at this site, some of em are so funny... http://www.insultsonline.com/index.htm My goodness... that's not a mask?! You should do your family a favour and never use your last name, they are ashamed that you are a sludgy torn condom. Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Most people agree that you are a fishy smelling dog's dick. Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 It's common knowledge that you are genetically inferior to a Cnut scab. fpmsl Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk6 Si Ross Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Hold on a second. You stink. Wash. You're almost as bad as a dripping elephant scrotum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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