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toonarmy

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Suggestions for what you can do with your car.........

 

Ok heres a few ideas I had there................

 

BURN IT

BLOW IT UP

DRIVE IT OFF A CLIFF

LOAN IT TO A CHICKEN FARMER FOR USAGE AS A CHICKEN COOP

TURN IT INTO A FULL REPLICA OF THE DELORIAN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE, INCLUDING A NEON FLUX CAPACIATOR

TURN THE ENGINE INTO A MOBILE BBQ AND SELL PEOPLE ENGINE FRESH COOKED BURGERS WITH 15/50 OIL AS SAUCE

OFFER IT OUT TO DRUNKEN PEOPLE IN THE STREET AS A MOBILE SHAGGING WAGON CHARGING BY THE HOUR (OR MINATE RATES FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH "A SHORT DURATIONAL SPAN OF SEXUAL PREFORMANCE TIME").

FIND AN EX-US ARMY SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE, WELD IT TO THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR, AND FIND THE LONGEST STREATCH OF ROAD YOU CAN, AND CLICK THE SWITCH.......... SAVES A FORTUNE UPON UNECESSARY ENGINE UPGRADES!

 

ALTERNATIVELY.............

 

BUY A RGM SPOILER FROM THEIR "TACKY BITS OF SHITE CATALOGUE THAT SOME KID ON A YOUTH FELLOWSHIP SCHEME HAS MADE USING SNOT / jAZZUM FROM HIS TISSUES AND USED PLAYBOY MAGAZINES..................."

 

Guaranteed to fit any other car in the world, except for the one its actually specified for............... I suggest you also order up a lot of sand paper, a large tub of Nescafe and a serious amount of headache tablets.........

 

BTW, RGM = Real Gay Manufacturing...........

 

You have been warned! :nutter:

 

I know of NOBODY that has ever been happy with anything they have sold them. Saying that, im sure it will look fine on your car when you eventually get it fitted........... next christmas.

 

Keep the receipt. Trust me on this............

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