toonarmy Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 u have order m3 style side skirts rom rgm which will be goign on the 21st of thid month. i am hoping to have an st24 rear on by late august. i need help withthe spoiler. wat to get. suggestions please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sime73 Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 RGM AAARRRGGHHH !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Suggestions for what you can do with your car......... Ok heres a few ideas I had there................ BURN ITBLOW IT UPDRIVE IT OFF A CLIFFLOAN IT TO A CHICKEN FARMER FOR USAGE AS A CHICKEN COOPTURN IT INTO A FULL REPLICA OF THE DELORIAN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE, INCLUDING A NEON FLUX CAPACIATORTURN THE ENGINE INTO A MOBILE BBQ AND SELL PEOPLE ENGINE FRESH COOKED BURGERS WITH 15/50 OIL AS SAUCEOFFER IT OUT TO DRUNKEN PEOPLE IN THE STREET AS A MOBILE SHAGGING WAGON CHARGING BY THE HOUR (OR MINATE RATES FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH "A SHORT DURATIONAL SPAN OF SEXUAL PREFORMANCE TIME").FIND AN EX-US ARMY SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE, WELD IT TO THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR, AND FIND THE LONGEST STREATCH OF ROAD YOU CAN, AND CLICK THE SWITCH.......... SAVES A FORTUNE UPON UNECESSARY ENGINE UPGRADES! ALTERNATIVELY............. BUY A RGM SPOILER FROM THEIR "TACKY BITS OF SHITE CATALOGUE THAT SOME KID ON A YOUTH FELLOWSHIP SCHEME HAS MADE USING SNOT / jAZZUM FROM HIS TISSUES AND USED PLAYBOY MAGAZINES..................." Guaranteed to fit any other car in the world, except for the one its actually specified for............... I suggest you also order up a lot of sand paper, a large tub of Nescafe and a serious amount of headache tablets......... BTW, RGM = Real Gay Manufacturing........... You have been warned! I know of NOBODY that has ever been happy with anything they have sold them. Saying that, im sure it will look fine on your car when you eventually get it fitted........... next christmas. Keep the receipt. Trust me on this............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRic Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 had Ross and Mick Gti not got a rgm front splitter and I aint heard any complaints from then.............correct me if I'm wrong of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Im not sure...... Prehaps, but then again the mighty ESP has also started trading in RGM tack, sorry products............. So anythings possible then............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 rgm- allrite, they make eyebrows etc....rjm- they make pants bodykits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 TURN IT INTO A FULL REPLICA OF THE DELORIAN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE, INCLUDING A NEON FLUX CAPACIATOR you stole my idea rgm- allrite, they make eyebrows etc....rjm- they make pants bodykits body kits, thats what theyre calling um Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee R Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Col, you're getting confused between RJM and RGM matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonarmy Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 sorry lads i ment ESP god knows y i said RGM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrio Zo Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Low level cossie spoiler? Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muzzy Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 These quit a few cool spoiler out for the escort. wrc spoilerwale tale spoilerst spoiler? If i ever manage to raise the funds im looking to get the etech universal spoiler. there the cheapest cause u dont have to paint um and there easy to fit too There all diffenet styles to suit alot of diffenet cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike C Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 ESP are gods!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesEscort Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 i bought an evo spoiler for my escort like sime73 has got on his. bought it from Prosport. that fitted on quite well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sime73 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 thats where i got mine from but mc rallying made it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Col, you're getting confused between RJM and RGM matey Ah cheers lee,was having a blonde moment there......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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