DRAVEN Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 I'll sneak one in.. "So you're him, huh?... The avenger, The killer of killers. Nice outfit, not sure about the face though" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 hazzard a guess at the crow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAVEN Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Lol you got it in one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 "Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fcukin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfcukin' tin can" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon69 Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Die Hard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 bingo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon69 Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Try this maybe a bit hard The good news is the accelerator's fixed. The bad news is the transmission's screwed. I'm coming in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAVEN Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Days of thunder Next:- This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can pee into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can pee, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's Pees all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the Fcuking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" pee dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You Fcuking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the Fcuk are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could pee on your bar, pee on your floor, pee on your phone, and pee on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon69 Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 reservoir dogs what a film that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EscortNreg Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Desperado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAVEN Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Desperado? Yep.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mexico_16v Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Check that door for heat, Tim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 backdraft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mexico_16v Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 backdraft?Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchkev Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 " is it cold in here or is it just me?" "good memory" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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