Your top 'lifes little pleasures'

[900ss]

Farting on the dog as it crawls under the sheets

[shawdreamer]

Farting on the dog as it crawls under the sheets

 

not really the right way to spak about your missus but ok

[Martin]

Having a massive sh*t.

 

It's bloody awesome.

 

The ones that drop out in one lump and therefore need minimal wipe-age are bloody awesome.

Ever had a massive dump, wiped and it's clean as a whistle?

 

Now that's greatness right there.

 

...and no need for wiping I believe it's called a ghostie

 

 

A ghostie is when it disappears down the pan so when you turn to take a look at your masterpiece, there's nothing there!

 

I love a good ghostie!

[shawdreamer]

Having a massive sh*t.

 

It's bloody awesome.

 

The ones that drop out in one lump and therefore need minimal wipe-age are bloody awesome.

Ever had a massive dump, wiped and it's clean as a whistle?

 

Now that's greatness right there.

 

...and no need for wiping I believe it's called a ghostie

 

no a ghost turd is the oppersite of a "lifes little pleasure"

 

You fire it off like a scud toward a kuwait oil rig and hear the massively satifying sploosh from down below and once your finished you turn to admire what you know will be a record dump only to discover..... nothing.

 

the only evidence of the monster that has deviously darted off round the u-bend pre-flush is the gentle ripples still moving across the bog water and the deep sense of loss and dissapointmment that lives in the lowest recesses of the male ego.