shawdreamer Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 For years Ive pondered the many qeustions that surround the so called "UK king of R&B" Westwood. MY questions are deeply puzzling to me... 1. Why would a bloke that is as far away from being a gangsta rapper possibly decide that that exact profession was his calling (I mean how could he look in a mirror one day and not realise he's a lanky streak of whiter than white p1ss) 2. Why considering the way he talks and his obviously exaggerated body language seemingly being a terribly bad (and even dare I say racist) skit of popular black rappers doesn't this dry skid stain get repeatedly volleyed by every black person he meets? (I organised a night out years back and a similar dick'ed turned up for it....we went in a R&B club in Bournemouth and the dumb little shite nearly got stringed up) 3. Why in all that is holy is this absolute waste of human flesh given air time in any way shape or form? Discuss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottg17 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 He is a complete bell-end.... thats my opinion I will not waste my hearing on him when he comes on R1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMk6 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Often wondered thos exact things......... guy is an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithyandco Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 It's going down... it's gettin' hot i. this joint... my main man... you know what I'm sayin'... massive respect... day bomb... Agreed, he is a first class cnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 He's one of the few celebrities that have made my "smack on sight" list Westwood.... uppercut to the nose to guarantee breakage and hopefully make talking difficult for a while Jordan.... backhander right across her chops (just for screwing up an innocent child's life by snorting coke, drinking, partying and fuckin anything slightly famous during her pregnancy.... then wanting sympathy for the child's ruined life) The bint off firth gear.... Just for being possibly the most naturally annoying female in the world The fat bloke off fith gear.... Just because he annoys me for some reason Ricky Gervais.... Because for some odd reason his brand of humour promotes idiots and I think Id be doing the world a favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaweV6 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Add some Ben Judas Collins off Fifth Gear - for generating most disappointing moment of 2010. And on the topic of Westwood - I was convinced for years that he is watered down Ali G act Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Add some Ben Judas Collins off Fifth Gear - for generating most disappointing moment of 2010. dammit..... all I need is Tiff and I can "catch em all.....5thgearMon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Yeah, he's a complete bell end. I dont mind R&B but this guy ruins it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mexico_16v Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 It's going down... it's gettin' hot i. this joint... my main man... you know what I'm sayin'... massive respect... day bomb... Agreed, he is a first class cnut.Agreed, I also think he is a complete annoying person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST170 Dan Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 westwood cracks me up dog!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig855S Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Bow down, and kiss the ring! You can see in Jay Z's eyes, he hates westwood toohttp://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jay-westwood.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Bow down, and kiss the ring! You can see in Jay Z's eyes, he hates westwood toohttp://cdn.nahright.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jay-westwood.jpg Its more a "who the f*ck is this tool??" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Westwood is cool. He's highly respected in rap circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawdreamer Posted January 4, 2011 Author Share Posted January 4, 2011 Westwood is cool. He's highly respected in rap circles. why.....is he loose ringed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxheylady Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I think the guy is a complete and utter k^^b,I cant stand that at 53 he thinks he is a badman lol,He is the same age as my mum FFs ,wish he would just sort it out I have just found a few facts out that sasha baron cohen based Ali G on him..........and got him down to a T I think lolHe won a mobo award for best DJ lmaoooooo The Guy is a JOKE !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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