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Audi S2 Coupe - 2.2 20v Turbo


sidrick

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I think that adding a second turbo to my car might be too much work :P

And rather unnecessary!

 

necesary?

is it necesary for me to drink my own urine?

no but its sterile and i like the taste

 

 

soz cnt resist a dodgeball quote when someone says necesary

 

:roll: :roll: :roll: love it! haha

 

will an audi engine fit in the boot, that is the question :innocent: :roll:

 

 

nnnnoooooooo boot is a tiny as my sphincter!! why have a Fixed It Again Today FIAT???????? love the disco remark but the dash lights would be broken!! haha

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I think that adding a second turbo to my car might be too much work :P

And rather unnecessary!

 

necesary?

is it necesary for me to drink my own urine?

no but its sterile and i like the taste

 

 

soz cnt resist a dodgeball quote when someone says necesary

 

:roll: :roll: :roll: love it! haha

 

will an audi engine fit in the boot, that is the question :innocent: :roll:

 

 

nnnnoooooooo boot is a tiny as my sphincter!! why have a Fixed It Again Today FIAT???????? love the disco remark but the dash lights would be broken!! haha

 

So Fix IT Again Today = FIAT as appose to FORD = Fix OR Repair Daily ???? I hold my head I shame and admit I drive a 1.2 pun to on a 56 plate and as a commute car they are cheap and quite realiable to run, but sorry said on that model on a S plate what were you thinking :roll: :innocent:

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I thought you weirdos might like that, and I knew ganges would be all over this :roll:

 

Apparently your boot has to open for an MOT test, as such, the S2 was refused. It'll be a couple of weeks to A) Get the part & B) Fit it, so I had to get something to run about in.

 

Pros -

Unlike the Audi, it's electric windows both work

Unlike the Audi, the central locking works

It was £350 with 6 months test

Is good on fuel and starts every time

 

Cons -

It's a FIAT

It's a Punto

It's a turquoise blue

My head is on the roof while driving

The pads must be down to metal as you almost need two feet to stop the car

It's a Punto

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I thought you weirdos might like that, and I knew ganges would be all over this :roll:

 

Apparently your boot has to open for an MOT test, as such, the S2 was refused. It'll be a couple of weeks to A) Get the part & B) Fit it, so I had to get something to run about in.

 

Pros -

Unlike the Audi, it's electric windows both work

Unlike the Audi, the central locking works

It was £350 with 6 months test

Is good on fuel and starts every time

 

Cons -

It's a FIAT

It's a Punto

It's a turquoise blue

My head is on the roof while driving

The pads must be down to metal as you almost need two feet to stop the car

It's a Punto

You forgot the other con. Every last boy racer in your area will want to race you. Also, you MUST pull wheel spins in McDonalds now. That's a welcome to Punto ownership.

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I thought you weirdos might like that, and I knew ganges would be all over this :roll:

 

Apparently your boot has to open for an MOT test, as such, the S2 was refused. It'll be a couple of weeks to A) Get the part & B) Fit it, so I had to get something to run about in.

 

Pros -

Unlike the Audi, it's electric windows both work

Unlike the Audi, the central locking works

It was £350 with 6 months test

Is good on fuel and starts every time

 

Cons -

It's a FIAT

It's a Punto

It's a turquoise blue

My head is on the roof while driving

The pads must be down to metal as you almost need two feet to stop the car

It's a Punto

You forgot the other con. Every last boy racer in your area will want to race you. Also, you MUST pull wheel spins in McDonalds now. That's a welcome to Punto ownership.

 

Do you have a license and a car on the road yet?

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I thought you weirdos might like that, and I knew ganges would be all over this :roll:

 

Apparently your boot has to open for an MOT test, as such, the S2 was refused. It'll be a couple of weeks to A) Get the part & B) Fit it, so I had to get something to run about in.

 

Pros -

Unlike the Audi, it's electric windows both work

Unlike the Audi, the central locking works

It was £350 with 6 months test

Is good on fuel and starts every time

 

Cons -

It's a FIAT

It's a Punto

It's a turquoise blue

My head is on the roof while driving

The pads must be down to metal as you almost need two feet to stop the car

It's a Punto

You forgot the other con. Every last boy racer in your area will want to race you. Also, you MUST pull wheel spins in McDonalds now. That's a welcome to Punto ownership.

 

Do you have a license and a car on the road yet?

I'd rather walk than drive a Punto. My brother owns the exact same car and i haven't stopped repairing the bloomin' thing since he got it.

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