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Alright all, how you're all well?! What's been happening?

It's been a mental, MENTAL year for me .....go grab a cuppa!


So I think the last time I was on here I had the E38 728? Well July last year the battery failed and set the boot on fire - called insurance in and the garage they took it to quoted £4,000 for OEM parts alone.....total write off, I made a few hundred quid from them on the 'market value' £500 start the cheeky fookers!!


August came and my kid (brother to southerners) had bought a 140 Celica and started modding it, I used the car and needed my Jap itch scratched again....while all this was going on the Firm I worked for decided to merge with another company and shop the store I was pretty much running and offered me a stinking ass/cheap ho shop so declined and got offered a job from my previous boss at Floors2Go.


Found the below pictured car at an ABSOLUTE steal.

440bhp fire breathing monster, was my first turbo and boy did i travel for it......Newcastle>Gatwick via National Express - got on the bus at midnight and was joined by a henparty on the way down (oh yeaaaaaaaaaa :innocent: :cheers: ) got to London where I had to change bus to go to Plymouth via Gatwick (yeah nice 15hr on the bus but I refused to pay £300 for a 1.45hr flight) and I got jumped on by Armed Police, now at this point let me tell you how i looked....


Hungover (above mentioned henparty and had woke at 6am the previous morning so i've been awake 25hr at this point)

Dressed in what I call 'Comfy Clothes'.....the cops opinion was 'Chav Scum' lol Nike Joggers/Nike Hoody and a holdall with £2k cash in it.

why did I get pulled by armed officers?...........this is the same time as the London riots were on and they thought with my looks/money I'd stole gear and was heading home with the profits LMAO, had to get Ebay up on my phone aswell as emails to prove I was buying a car HAHAHA

Anyway.... i managed a few hours kip, got to Plymouth and was greeted by the sound of a 440bhp Impreza with a straight through 3" system from the turbo......about 5 minutes before I could see the thing.


only pic I can find at the moment


So....I got this home, had THE best drive home with a new car i've ever had, then I tried to get out the car :nutter:

Starts my new job on the Monday and 6 days later Floors2Go....went bust over night, they came in the middle of the night and emptied the shop, changed locks and codes and royally done one...FOOK.

I went into REAL tight ass mode,

car off the road/tax reclaimed

mortgage payments down to the minimum they wanted (i was paying 12% extra each month)

ETC ETC you get the idea....

sold the Impreza :-( and went back to German that I love, bought a e46 320ci (the 2.2 engine)

Done a few lil mods and started playing with coding (INPA/DIS/SSS for those in the know)



I then, within a week got a new job with BT but was unable to start until October 31st (currently August 10th)....couldn't find another job so eventually it was time to start with BT...... was compltely mis-sold the job/hours 1-9pm ONLY shift/wage ETC ETC biggest/shittest company i've ever worked for -hated the place with a passion but stuck it out 'needs must' and all that.

March comes round and I'm offered a job at 'JML'...easy job, rubbish money, awesome hours...........that'll do me for now so....this is where it gets fun.


March 13th: Final Day at BT - planned to have a week unpaid off and start JML the following Monday


March 14th:



Went with a friend on a 12 mile journey to pick up a newly bought car, got onto the motorway and BANG his new car dies so he pulls over with two wheels off the road (no hard shoulder and fence preventing getting off the road compltely) so i pulled up behind a good 15ft away with hazards etc and left him room to get in my car.....next thing i woke up in the hospital. drunk driver 4x over the limit ploughed into us seemly.

I've got concussion/memory loss/cuts bruises all over/ fractured shins?/fractured skull and 3 broken ribs

my mate is VERY lucky to be alive, 'wedge' shaped fracture to his spine/snapped femur which has resulted in him having a titanium rod & his arm was 3/4 ripped off, thankfully was saved and should make a 80/90% recovery on mobility of it.


So i'd left BT, hadn't started JML and couldn't....they held the job as long as they could, given the reason why i couldn't start then had to find someone else.


So I've been classed as jobless and currently on EAS benefit? £71 a week....which goes STRAIGHT onto the mortgage, thankfully the Mrs just got a promotion and can cover all the bills and have £300 to herself a month :vangry: :censored:

I'm selling things off slowly that were luxuries like the car, holiday to Vegas ETC as and when we need the money, I'm not a material person - can alwasy buy the stuff i've sold again once im sorted.


so.... anyone fancy a pint? Bored as FOOK!



what hapened to the guy i hear you ask.....he got out the VAN that hit us and tried to run off, thankfully there was unmarked cops in a car 3/4 cars behind him (who says they aint there when you need them lol) he's wanted his day in court and said he's not guilty.....HOW i dont know. but im going to the courts on 17th and if he's not sent down.... I and my mate have a mutual friend that reorganises peoples knees for £200 that will be paying him a visit...theprick!


also any dodgy spellings ETC aint because I'm a Geordie before you start lol

Memory Loss is horrid, walked straight past a guy i've known since i was 10...didn't recognise him atall and forgot how old my son was and his first time :eek:

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haha really?


Just searched my name and within the results were diets........and Geordie fcuking Shore. great lol


I dont think my SpongeBob impression is as good as Lees though, i did try!


pmsl, welcome to the club :cheers: , but Fcuk me, mine was just precaution!!!!!


so glad you're ok though buddy, that's all that matters!!!

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