goin away for a few days doon tae sunny Southampton, be back on Sunday night

have a good 'un mate, be careful if u go anywhere near Portsmouth tho, it's 3rd in my book of "Crap Towns" in the UK, only beaten by Hull and Slough

have a good 'un mate, be careful if u go anywhere near Portsmouth tho, it's 3rd in my book of "Crap Towns" in the UK, only beaten by Hull and Slough

nah will just be in Southampton visitin ma sis and Jordan gotta hold him to that pint he promised me

be careful, I hear some right tossers live in Southampton

be careful, I hear some right tossers live in Southampton

so you still keep in touch with the uk's masterbating club then mate

Have you packed your sunblock Ric?

 

 

It's scorchio down here

Have you packed your sunblock Ric?

 

 

It's scorchio down here

I aint got any will just have to hide in the shade

You don't have to go away to grow your beard mate

Mc Ric's going away to grow his beard!!!

You don't have to go away to grow your beard mate

and yet another beard pun the man is on fire!!!

 

come tomoz I'll shave it off likely anyway

You just make it so easy mate, have a good time, you secretly goin to look at a capri and you've just not told her

You just make it so easy mate,

do I I thought you just had em comin in thick n fast ( unlike ma beard )

 

nah Capri is on hold for a good whiley got folk comin to fit me new patio in a coupla weeks

very posh, you'll have to cut the grass before they come though

enjoy yourself m8

enjoy yourself mate