Was fitting some fire exit pushpads and codelocks at a nursing home today and was bursting for a Pee and as there was no one around to ask at the time i searched for a bog but only found a disabled one. So i walked inside and it was pitch black so i left the door slightly ajar to let a bit of light in whilst i looked for the light switch. Thankfully saw a long red bit of rope and thought " great! about time!" pulled it and all of a sudden a red light lit up, alarm went off and this bird came over an intercom saying " is everything alright? a carer is on their way!" Must have been the quickest Pee ive ever had cos i knew that if i took me time then a carer would burst through the door and see me with me cock in me hands Funny thing is, nobody came. Could have been an old biddie lying on the floor in need of help

yeah they got those on council bungalows and all retairment homes i work in/on it makes me jump when somebody else pulls the cord and im next to speaker painting

Edited July 29, 200420 yr by 85rob

fpmsl,

 

my father has them things in his flat, from the old bird that lived there before him

how come duggie didn't turn up he must have been busy doing his crossword lol

rofl!

 

their all over the place in this hospital....if i see a red chord in a toilet i never pull it lol, cuz odds r some dodgy nurse will come flying thru the door, or they shud anyway lol.

how come duggie didn't turn up he must have been busy doing his crossword lol

Hehe, good old Dougie. And good old Peter Kay.