Salesman "We can get you this lovely car here"

 

Me: "What will insurance be on that"

 

Salesman: "£800 Fully Comp"

 

me: "Fully Comp"

 

salesman: "YES! "

 

 

Insurance at dealership

 

"that will be £1800 Fully Comp sir"

 

 

 

proof that they talk utter balls. thinks i'm fooking daft, it was only on a 1.6 too, could insure a 1.8 cheaper!!

 

sounds a bit like the gypsies in the next village...

 

 

gypsies: 'we'll tarmac ur drive for ya....£20'

old people: 'yes pleeease!'

 

so the gypsies do the job... (craply at that)

 

gypsies: actually we sed £200... not £20...

 

old people all now out of pocket

I had some bloke ring me up offering me a credit card, said to him "can u guarentee me a card" b4 i spend all my fuckin time answering the questions and he says yes.

 

Got the letter today saying no FFS

 

Bloke at sainsburys did exactly the same with me when he offered me a credit card, bunch of lieing twats.