Posted August 5, 200420 yr firstly, I got a job interview for Allied Carpets tomorrow. Up until now, I was convinced it was with Carpet Right, so lucky I checked - I'd have gone into Carpet Right for a non existant job interview now, I've just cleared out my room, and the bottom of the bin was wet cos mum had just washed it, and there was a fair bit of water left over. I was unaware of this until I start chucking stuff into the bin - including a handful of Fisherman's friends I found in my bag.....the room and now the whole house is STINKING of fishermans friend aniseed smell....doh. Oh, and yesterday, I was 'avin a shave - there were 5 days worth of stubble on me mug - and the door went knock knock - not appearing to look foolish, I abruptly stopped shaving and wiped off the rest of the foam to answer the door to the postie. Forgetting what I was in the middle of shaving cos Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants came on the radio - I got distracted and decided the best course of action was to do the 'Prince Charming' dance in order to impress my pet Budgie who seemed a bit bored. This dance did little to impress him, so I went to fetch the paper from Tesco - still half shaven. Till my mate on security pointed it out and concluded that I was a 'right goon'.
August 5, 200420 yr haha... is right, you tell him its a new look, gonna be massive, half shaven faces is the future.... people in tesco prob thought you broke razor and was gettin new one
August 5, 200420 yr haha u numnuts!! sounds quite familiar i always manage to do sum quite stupid things...too many to go through its usually jus random moments or things i say! so why did u only half shave ur face..u just forgot??
August 5, 200420 yr i had a dream about punching someone i didn't like at school and the dream was so real i punched my bedside table and hurt my hand.. true story
August 5, 200420 yr It'd be even funnier if you had just half shaved your top lip, leaving only the old Adolf tash
August 5, 200420 yr i had a dream about punching someone i didn't like at school and the dream was so real i punched my bedside table and hurt my hand.. true story i dun that! cept it was about my brother and i punched the wall i actually fractured my knuckle lol!
August 5, 200420 yr haha... is right, you tell him its a new look, gonna be massive, half shaven faces is the future.... I actually thought about doing this one day until i tried it when i was shaving it looked so silly so i shaved it all off, then had to wait for my stubble to grow back as i hate the feel of my face without stubble
August 6, 200420 yr lol waxel trust u maybe u shud sleep away from walls from now on fayeee yer walls r kinda dangerous objects...not only do i punch them in my sleep but i walk into them all the time... when im awake...and sober... same with doors and door frames... broke my toe by kicking one....
August 6, 200420 yr yer walls r kinda dangerous objects...not only do i punch them in my sleep but i walk into them all the time... when im awake...and sober... same with doors and door frames... broke my toe by kicking one.... that's wall abuse. A very good friend of mine suffered from wall abuse for years, the RSPCW said it was the worse case it had ever seen, poor Dave the wall from Stevenage had four rows of shelves built into him - poor bugger was in agony for ages. One homeowner was imprisoned for six years recently for executing a wall gangland style. His defence? 'I wanted to extend the living room'. Please refrain from abusing walls in future - we have feelings too.
August 6, 200420 yr yer walls r kinda dangerous objects...not only do i punch them in my sleep but i walk into them all the time... when im awake...and sober... same with doors and door frames... broke my toe by kicking one.... that's wall abuse. A very good friend of mine suffered from wall abuse for years, the RSPCW said it was the worse case it had ever seen, poor Dave the wall from Stevenage had four rows of shelves built into him - poor bugger was in agony for ages. One homeowner was imprisoned for six years recently for executing a wall gangland style. His defence? 'I wanted to extend the living room'. Please refrain from abusing walls in future - we have feelings too. theres no such thing... its not me abusing the wall its the wall abusing me it jumps out at me!!!
August 6, 200420 yr yer walls r kinda dangerous objects...not only do i punch them in my sleep but i walk into them all the time... when im awake...and sober... same with doors and door frames... broke my toe by kicking one.... that's wall abuse. A very good friend of mine suffered from wall abuse for years, the RSPCW said it was the worse case it had ever seen, poor Dave the wall from Stevenage had four rows of shelves built into him - poor bugger was in agony for ages. One homeowner was imprisoned for six years recently for executing a wall gangland style. His defence? 'I wanted to extend the living room'. Please refrain from abusing walls in future - we have feelings too.
August 6, 200420 yr I got a job interview for Allied Carpets tomorrow. Up until now, I was convinced it was with Carpet Right, so lucky I checked why do you want to work there, is that part of the daft day?
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