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A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.

The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband

to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted

husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to

take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need

for him to miss the fun.


So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after

sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,and as it

was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubby

did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have

some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was

not around.


She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting

around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice woman

he could, and taking a little kiss here and there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive woman

herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to

the new "action."


She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her

husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear

and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they took

care of business.


Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and

put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation he would have for his notorious behavior.


She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him

what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I

never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"


He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I

got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we

went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell

you...the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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