furry Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husbandto go to the party and have a good time. Being the devotedhusband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going totake some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no needfor him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, aftersleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,and as itwas still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubbydid not know what her costume was, she thought she would havesome kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasnot around. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavortingaround on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice womanhe could, and taking a little kiss here and there.His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive womanherself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time tothe new "action." She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was herhusband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her earand she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they tookcare of business. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home andput the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind ofexplanation he would have for his notorious behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked himwhat he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know Inever have a good time when you're not there."Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When Igot to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so wewent into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tellyou...the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluvatime!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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