pope joke

[Dean-o]

The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very

> > strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt

> > the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one

> > of these occasions. Just as he reached the Papal

> > climax

> > he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy

> > seed flying through the air.

> >

> > "Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that.

> > You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."

> >

> > "This picture is my lottery win" said the

> > photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."

> >

> > So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the

> > photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they

> > eventually arrived at a figure of two million

> > quid. The Pope then dried himself off, and

> > headed off with his new camera. He met his

> > housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like

> > a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost

> > you?"

> >

> > "Two million quid" replied the Pope.

> >

> > "TWO MILLION QUID!" said the housekeeper, "They must

> > have seen you coming."

[sortedford]

[Mk6 Si Ross]

its a cracker!!!!

[Colin]

Classic!

[Wez]

oldies but goodies!

[Dean-o]

cheerz

 

i got a load more of jokes like that