Dean-o Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 IMPORTANT NOTICE Lloyds Bank Drive-Thru Cash Machines To Our Valued Customers:- Lloyds Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new “Drive-Thru” cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use. Please read the procedures that apply to you (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Wind down you car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off PROCEDURES FOR OUT FEMALE CUSTOMERS 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with cash machine 3. Restart the stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card 6. Turn the radio down 7. Attempt to insert the card 8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to it’s excessive distance from the car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press “Cancel” and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Check makeup in rear view mirror 16 .Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse to place cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of cheque book 19. Re-check makeup 20. Drive forward 2 metres 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into slot provided 24. Restart stalled engine and pull away 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles 26. Release Handbrake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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