Al Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 A man boards a plane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman on the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turns and smiles and says, "Business, I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago." He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks her, "What's your business at the convention?" "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explains! , "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed, when actually it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Hispanic descent." "However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!" "Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Gonzalez . . . but my friends call me Bubba!" Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Si Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 am i thick or something cos i dont get that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted October 22, 2002 Author Share Posted October 22, 2002 am i thick or something cos i dont get that Yep.....you're thick!! He he! Tonto Gonzalez Is the joke!! Al Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 like it al, keep em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonh1 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Very good mate, last time I heard it, it was American indians and Greeks...........Tonto Popadopoulos............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Si Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 oh i get it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted October 22, 2002 Author Share Posted October 22, 2002 oh i get it now .....Good man!Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxmonkey Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 tsk! tsk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 my friends call me bubba.................... HAR HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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