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A man boards a plane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and


sees a very beautiful woman on the plane. He soon realizes she is heading


straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat beside his.


Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or


vacation?" She turns and smiles and says, "Business, I'm going to the


annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago."


He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting


next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to


maintain his composure, he calmly asks her, "What's your business at the


convention?" "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of


the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard,


"what myths are those?" "Well," she explains! , "one popular myth is that


African American men are the most well-endowed, when actually it is the


Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another


popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is


the men of Hispanic descent." "However, we have found that the best


potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the


woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I


shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"


"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Gonzalez . . . but my friends call me Bubba!"


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Al.

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