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A man boards a plane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and

 

sees a very beautiful woman on the plane. He soon realizes she is heading

 

straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat beside his.

 

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or

 

vacation?" She turns and smiles and says, "Business, I'm going to the

 

annual Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago."

 

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting

 

next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to

 

maintain his composure, he calmly asks her, "What's your business at the

 

convention?" "Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of

 

the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, swallowing hard,

 

"what myths are those?" "Well," she explains! , "one popular myth is that

 

African American men are the most well-endowed, when actually it is the

 

Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another

 

popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is

 

the men of Hispanic descent." "However, we have found that the best

 

potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the

 

woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I

 

shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

 

"Tonto!" the man says, "Tonto Gonzalez . . . but my friends call me Bubba!"

 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Al.

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