went this morning, had to have a few stitches

 

goes into casualty, me middle finger half hangin' off, blood drippin' all the way up me arm, wrapped in towel covered in blood

 

"So, how did this happen then"

 

"I sliced me finger open on bog roll holder"

 

Edited May 16, 200519 yr by Mike C

ouch, ur ok tho yea m8?

wait................wait.................. you fool

Ohhh dear.

 

Bet it was more like a little paper cut

ouch, ur ok tho yea m8? 

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aye, yeah i'm sound, lol. We got this ceramic/porcelain, whatever it is kinda bog roll holder on the wall and a few months ago it got smashed on the one side and it's still on there with the jagged edges stickin' out, but never thought owt of it 'til this morning when I was messing about with summat by it, only just caught it, looked down thought, hmm, wonder if it'll make me bleed, next thing I know the place is flooded with blood and me finger is wide open, lol

 

but yeah, nowt major, lol, will soon heal

 

Ahhh bless *hug* Hope it all heals nicely and they cleaned any potential "nasty germs" out

ouch, ur ok tho yea m8? 

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aye, yeah i'm sound, lol. We got this ceramic/porcelain, whatever it is kinda bog roll holder on the wall and a few months ago it got smashed on the one side and it's still on there with the jagged edges stickin' out, but never thought owt of it 'til this morning when I was messing about with summat by it, only just caught it, looked down thought, hmm, wonder if it'll make me bleed, next thing I know the place is flooded with blood and me finger is wide open, lol

 

but yeah, nowt major, lol, will soon heal

 

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oh ok then fpmsl. would love to have watched that!! never heard of anyone cuttin their finger on a bog roll thing b4! at least u did it in style eh?

Where's the gory pics???................we want pics!!

I was messing about with summat

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Now what would you be messing about with close to a toilet roll holder???

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I wasn't really thinkin' bout takin' pics at the time, lol. After I thought i'd cleaned it up, I tried putting a bit of cream on it and it just kept pissin' blood, so when i rubbed the cream in, it was just a thick gob of red cream that wouldn't soak into owt

I was messing about with summat

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Now what would you be messing about with close to a toilet roll holder???

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bog roll holder is stuck on the wall just above the toilet which the top is built into a little surface where we keep stuff. I think was opening a new pack of bog roll, and as I was lifting on out, i snagged me finger on that which is above

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I wasn't really thinkin' bout takin' pics at the time, lol. After I thought i'd cleaned it up, I tried putting a bit of cream on it and it just kept pissin' blood, so when i rubbed the cream in, it was just a thick gob of red cream that wouldn't soak into owt

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wot on earth did u think cream would do?!

oh dear, well at least ya ok now hey

well, seeing as it says "skin healling cream" on the tube, I was hoping it might make the skin heal, lol

 

bit too extreme for that tho, but basically I just whacked it on to try and fcuk germs and that off

 

just knokced it trying to open me wallet and the bottom of it has come open again, bleeding, ah well, lol

Never thought a bog roll holder could be dangerous before - unless you fell off the RadioCity tower in Liverpool, what a lovely building...not lol

it's lethal I tell ya!