Posted May 18, 200519 yr Yeah its my last day tomorrow. Everyones coming in costumes and pulling pranks, any ideas?
May 18, 200519 yr LOL!!!! I remember this day, is was about a year ago for me 2 nights before, me and 3 mates went out in 2 cars and collected about 80 cones and road signs. Then on the night, we planned to divert traffic through the school!! Was possible and woulda caused havoc!! Unfortunately the school had employed security guards and we were spotted....... ran for it, jumped in the cars which were a few hundred metres away and spanked it away! Shame, but fun nevertheless!!! My school was right by Rochester Castle, and one year the sixth formers made a massive "For Sale" banner, with the schools telephone number on and fixed it on the side of the castle! If you're a little more rebellious though, you could do the usual stink bombs, silly string, glue on handrails, and fireworks in corridors All of which was done when I left my pikey Grammar school 2 years before the cone night PMSL Let us know how ya get on matey!!
May 18, 200519 yr we locked a mate in one of them big Biffa dustbins cos it was also his birthday, and let them load it up and take it away (obviously he got let out as he was making so much noise, but not by us, lol ) Put a dead fish in the fan/boiler room-type place Set up a mate and got him arrested for possession I got caught in the head of year's office with a penis enlargement pump trying to smuggle out a confiscated football toppled the vending machine and got it open and nicked all the gear out of it smashed the greenhouse and outdoor swimming pool building to bits churned up all the grass with my mate's dad's Land Rover set fire to all the bins got the bigger than lifesize nativity figures we nicked from the town hall at Christmas and doctored 'em up with an Osama bin Laden outfit, huge spliff made out of newspaper and placed them in interesting sexual positions amped up the whole school PA system and strummed guitars etc very frantically stole a sheep and a goat and let them loose in the common room nicked a load of road signs, flashing beacons and life buoy ring belt things from down by the river and drank a lot of booze, smoked a load ganja and made general arses of ourselves as usual ahhhh, 6th form was a such a great time Edited May 18, 200519 yr by Mike C
May 18, 200519 yr Author Our schools being really arsy about the last day because "serious criminal damage" has resulted from all the other ones previous so there "craking down on it" Theyve employed loads of secrity and banned everything. Setup a leavers assembly and brunch lol which we are supposed to attend then they kick us off the school at 12! I recon its just gona make things worse. Its just getting us more agrivated and were gona seriously rebel!
May 18, 200519 yr yeah walk around with ur mates selling/giving away little bags of white powder(flour). see how many u can give away infront of teachers before they question u about it. nick the mouse balls. turn all the tables and chairs upside down in a room. take all the fuse's out a room full of computers.
May 18, 200519 yr Our schools being really arsy about the last day because "serious criminal damage" has resulted from all the other ones previous so there "craking down on it" Theyve employed loads of secrity and banned everything. Setup a leavers assembly and brunch lol which we are supposed to attend then they kick us off the school at 12! I recon its just gona make things worse. Its just getting us more agrivated and were gona seriously rebel!<{POST_SNAPBACK}> the other school in town told everyone they were finishing on the friday, but when they got everyone in for a special assembly/awards thing on the thursday, they told 'em they could fcuk off home and school was shut the next day and all the teachers made sure they fcuked off from the building, so they conned 'em outta doing all the usual things, so our school was loving every second of the last day
May 18, 200519 yr Author But i would like to pull of a really smart prank though, asside the mindless vandalism and such like. Just havent though of a good one yet. Lest year some one rang up the school pretending to be a porno shop owner and said that one of the young year 8 bous had been causght trying to steal sex toys from a certain shop and told the headmaster that it was legal procedure for him to come and collect the boy. The headmaster jumped in his car and drove down to the shop and walked in. enquired about the call but obviously got a very confused response. Then on the way out a disgused student chucked a huge dildo at him, which he caught as a natural instinct. Whilst another student took a photo which showd the headmaster there with a huge floppy in his hand standing outside a big porno store with a big neon sign above him. The picture was then reproduced hundreds of times and posted all round the school!! Thats the sort of smart prank a want to do but i guess its too late to plan anything that good now
May 18, 200519 yr But i would like to pull of a really smart prank though, asside the mindless vandalism and such like. Just havent though of a good one yet. Lest year some one rang up the school pretending to be a porno shop owner and said that one of the young year 8 bous had been causght trying to steal sex toys from a certain shop and told the headmaster that it was legal procedure for him to come and collect the boy. The headmaster jumped in his car and drove down to the shop and walked in. enquired about the call but obviously got a very confused response. Then on the way out a disgused student chucked a huge dildo at him, which he caught as a natural instinct. Whilst another student took a photo which showd the headmaster there with a huge floppy in his hand standing outside a big porno store with a big neon sign above him. The picture was then reproduced hundreds of times and posted all round the school!! Thats the sort of smart prank a want to do but i guess its too late to plan anything that good now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> FPMSL, reminds me of when me and a few mates went from school to get the said "Pump" had some fun with that, kept squeezing the little pump thing on the end in one lesson and it was making a right noise, got a bollocking in the end and got told to "stop the beatboxing" Was a mate's birthday and he had a nickname for not being very "well endowed" (I've just PMSL'd at that cos the other school in our town is called Endowed, ah well, that's random), so our plan for ages was to shoot over to Telford about 20 mins away during school sometime and go to this sex shop called "Romeo & Juliet's" that's always advertised in the local paper for years. Anyway, we did and got a full run-down of the different types of pump, saying the ones with the little engines on are the only ones that really work well. Anyway, we took the cheapy, which was about £20 or summat, we all plumped together, a it was only as a prank to give to him when EVERYONE was around in the commo room at the end of lunchtime. He went fcukin' beetrot when he opened it up, lol but he didn't react badly to that, just laffed, don't think he entirely "got" the joke quite how it was intended, but then my mate gave him another thing he's got at the shop, it was a tiny, tiny little jonny in a ring box, lol, said "For My Little Friend" inside, was fcukin' p155 funny, but don't think he was too impressed with that one that was when I kept getting caught trying to shove it in teacher's desks and that, lol, cos I was the one who always ended up doing the dirty work for all the pranks, we wrote his name on it tho, "Property Of......" on the box He never took it home, that's why we always had it, cos we kept it in a mate's locker, lol
May 18, 200519 yr We had a load of stuff planned - but people sneaked in the night before and sprayed pink elephants all over the school. They kicked us out at 9:30am - and threatened to call the Police if we didn't go!!! Straight down the local for 10am opening!!!
May 18, 200519 yr We aquired about 30 huge zip ties and tied all the doors shut. Then set the fire alarm off. MAYHEM!
May 19, 200519 yr We did Shite loads at my old posh School when i left in 5th year after GCSE's. Cherry bomb in the toilets --------- Me and my mate dave (sniffer) went into the girls toilets, and hid, and we both walked out at same time when it was filled with girls. Faces of pure shock. --------- Ordered takeaway/pizza under names like "Semour Butts" to the teachers room --------- Trapped everyone in the playground when we walked around it with lots of meth's and lighter fluid and set a ring of fire around the playground (which in retrospec was a bit stupid) --------- Hot wired and joyrided (well it is northern ireland) the petrol powered Grass Cutters (there where three) that where sit on, and drove em down to the main town, around the block a few times, and proceeded to mow the lawn outside an old peoples home that was never done. We got pursuade by the police in a old Metro all the way back to school, when we ditched em and ran like fcuk to hide. We could problem out run them in retrospec....... --------- I preposed to my French teacher Miss Armstrong, down on the one knee after our last class and everyone had left. She was beautiful, 26/26 ish, blonde bout 5 foot 6ins, kinda looked like Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyager with lovely baps. Told her I dremt about her none stop (which i did lol!), and that I had my first hard on in her French class when i was 12. Had found this ring a few weeks before, twas a silly silver ring, but it actually fitted her, she was really impressed, lol! She accepted, on the condition that i come back and ask her again when i was 18 (was only 16, she moved 2 years later b4 I cud find her lol) and even for a laugh walked outside and gave me a kiss infront of my other class mates on the lips (and she gave tongue) as they didnt think i'd have the balls to do it and where waiting outside. I instantly became nominated for "LEGEND" of the year!! --------- Also did the vending machine, but did it myself, filled my school bag with sweets, and hid it outside, so they couldn't find it. I had more Mars bar's and Cans of Coke than I knew what to do with. Didnt waste em like! --------- One of the fella's (WHO WASNT ME) managed to get into the teachers room, and stuck a whole pile of acid into their tea dispensor before school, half where all stone'd in assembly. --------- Phoned the police and reported one of the tutor's (who was the only gay teacher in school, define irony here!) to having been spotted wanking when the 4th year girls where playing hockey sitting in his car, peelers came up and he had to go to the station and his car was removed also for "inspection." --------- Waited to all the upper 6th girls went for PE and Games, and we broke in, stole all their bra's and pant's and thong's, and hung them from the flag poles outside the main entrance where the union jack normally was. My mate dave got the nickname "Sniffer" after he found the pair that belonged to the School stunner Nikkita (stunning brunette!) and he gave them a sniff, and stuck em down the front of his boxer's and said the word's "Too precious to waste lads, too precious to waste............" --------- Best one IMO, We went to one of the portacabin's that our nasty old french teach had, sealed up the door inside with silcon sealent after school, and filled the door lock with it as well, let it dry, climbed out the window (Skinny Jim had to do it, lol, memories, we where all too fat to fit) and put a fire hose in the window and filled it up to the top of the window frame, took the hose out and left it there. fcuk did we laugh the next day when she couldn't open the door, and eventually a coupel of teachers forced it open, and all the water came gushing out washing them all away. By fcuk did i laugh that day...............
May 19, 200519 yr We 'stole' the main trophey battled for my all the houses, posted a ransom picture in the local paper...the head want mental hahaha... took them 4 days to get it back, steve
May 19, 200519 yr the other school in town told everyone they were finishing on the friday, but when they got everyone in for a special assembly/awards thing on the thursday, they told 'em they could fcuk off home and school was shut the next day and all the teachers made sure they fcuked off from the building, so they conned 'em outta doing all the usual things, so our school was loving every second of the last day <{POST_SNAPBACK}> when i finished school, i went on the thursday to canterbury to get my lip pierced. as it was the day before my last daygot to school the next day only to find that the last day was the day before and they had moved it mainly because plans were made such as putting condoms on the teachers exhausts.... etc etc
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