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Colin
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60 -- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find them in their wardrobe).

 

50 -- Miami residents turn on the heat.

 

40 -- You can see your breath.

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Minnesotans go swimming.

 

35 -- Italian cars won't start.

 

32 -- Water freezes.

 

30 -- You plan your vacation to Australia.

Minnesotans put on T-shirts.

Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.

English cars won't start.

 

25 -- Boston water freezes.

Californians weep pitiably.

Minnesotans eat ice cream.

Canadians go swimming.

 

20 -- You can hear your breath.

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.

New York City water freezes.

Miami residents plan vacations farther south.

 

15 -- French cars don't start.

You plan a vacation in Mexico.

Your cat insists on sleeping in bed with you.

 

10 -- Too cold to ski.

You need jumper cables to get the car going.

 

5 -- You plan your vacation in Houston.

American cars don't start.

 

0 -- Alaskans put on T-shirts.

Too cold to skate.

 

-10 -- German cars don't start.

Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

 

-15 -- You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.

Arkansans stick their tongues on metal objects.

Miami residents cease to exist.

 

-20 -- Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.

Politicians actually do something about the homeless.

Minnesotans shovel snow off the roof.

Japanese cars don't start.

 

-25 -- Too cold to think.

You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

 

-30 -- You plan a two-week hot bath.

The mighty Monongahela freezes.

Swedish cars don't start.

 

-40 -- Californians disappear.

Minnesotans button top button.

Canadians put on sweaters.

Your car helps you plan your trip south.

 

-50 -- Congressional hot air freezes.

Alaskans close the bathroom window.

 

-80 -- Hell freezes over.

Polar bears move south.

 

-90 -- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

 

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