Colin Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 60 -- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find them in their wardrobe). 50 -- Miami residents turn on the heat. 40 -- You can see your breath.Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. 35 -- Italian cars won't start. 32 -- Water freezes. 30 -- You plan your vacation to Australia.Minnesotans put on T-shirts.Politicians begin to worry about the homeless.English cars won't start. 25 -- Boston water freezes.Californians weep pitiably.Minnesotans eat ice cream.Canadians go swimming. 20 -- You can hear your breath.Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.New York City water freezes.Miami residents plan vacations farther south. 15 -- French cars don't start.You plan a vacation in Mexico.Your cat insists on sleeping in bed with you. 10 -- Too cold to ski.You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 -- You plan your vacation in Houston.American cars don't start. 0 -- Alaskans put on T-shirts.Too cold to skate. -10 -- German cars don't start.Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 -- You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.Arkansans stick their tongues on metal objects.Miami residents cease to exist. -20 -- Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you.Politicians actually do something about the homeless.Minnesotans shovel snow off the roof.Japanese cars don't start. -25 -- Too cold to think.You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 -- You plan a two-week hot bath.The mighty Monongahela freezes.Swedish cars don't start. -40 -- Californians disappear.Minnesotans button top button.Canadians put on sweaters.Your car helps you plan your trip south. -50 -- Congressional hot air freezes.Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 -- Hell freezes over.Polar bears move south. -90 -- Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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