Mk6 Si Ross Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste betterTesco Condoms - every little helpsNike Condoms - Just do it.Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simplePringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stopBurger King condoms - Home of the whopperGoodYear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"FCUK condoms - no comment required.Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very longRenault condoms - size really does matter!Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tinRonseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutesDomestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reachCarlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the worldMars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and playAA Condoms - for the 4th emergency servicePepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animalPolo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)reality kicks in 9 months later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS2000 Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Bravo!!.......................funny that. :] Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted November 9, 2002 Share Posted November 9, 2002 Where do u get this stuff?! Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mk6 Si Ross Posted November 9, 2002 Author Share Posted November 9, 2002 funny you should ask, normally my mum!!!!! she sends me all the jokes she gets from round the world from her friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Danderton Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 lol! But you missed off Budgens Supermarket. - Great local value! Hmm doesn't really go does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Revill Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 lol! But you missed off Budgens Supermarket. - Great local value! Hmm doesn't really go does it. Local Value? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 PMSL, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTsI Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 Quality matey PSML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean-o Posted November 10, 2002 Share Posted November 10, 2002 pmsl classic matey v.Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Colin Posted November 11, 2002 Share Posted November 11, 2002 Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! I don't need to say anything there do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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