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Mike C

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wheres my ocsar? or at least some sort of prize :P

 

 

here u go, have a golden fist :) :cheers:

 

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that has to be one of the best trophys ive ever recieved. i wanna say thankyou to my mum, my dad, my sister, everyone off escort evolution for having faith in me. and also the ganbangers themselves for failing so miserably on our quest for women :cheers:

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i was just insulting his inability to find the hole the whole time :roll: :roll: :roll:

Wow, a complete blatant lie.... ?( How hilarious!

 

Ged, not the slightest chance you won! :eek: :roll:

 

For the record, she was 17, very surprised she was that tight!! Proper :jaw: :jaw: :jaw:

 

Great moments:

 

Muzz shitting himself upon 20 party poppers waking him up at once.

 

Matt being sick after having experienced the 2.0L, Muzz's driving, and 2 x lots of Esc Cos brakes!!

 

A shoutout to the Hoff

 

A massive fcuk off fight on Friday night!!!!! Pig attendance numerous times.

 

Talking of pigs... a phone clip of a pig getting beheaded via a chainsaw - very motherfucking disturbing!!

 

Muzz arguing with the Pakis about a lack of kebab after he'd paid for it!!

 

Will remember more at random moments during the week, perhaps :thumb:

 

Muzz gets the "most fucked" award... followed closely by everyone else!"!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Thats it inslult me when i have no internet eh :roll: . Just for the insult i didn't pull a man and Ralph got my sloppy seconds :rolleyes:

 

I'd just like to say that we were all getting some on Friday until we got gatecrashed by Pikeys, ended up with me making a dent in a wall with someones head and Ben getting smacked with a golf club, but it appears they definately need some golfing lessons :roll: . I noticed that during this time Ralph was preparing his date rape drink :D . I also have some incriminating evidence of Ralph touching himself in bed with nobody else in it... 8o 8o . I might consider uploading them when i've got my internet back :roll: .

 

As for Saturday, what a Fcuking laugh. Matt turned up more than fashionably late but still managed to dress himself properly unlike me who forgot to change to my white for black socks with my trousers :nutter: . Anyway, i think we did a good job of getting half way to hammered in the limo, the drive was cool.

 

Got into Envy, owned Ralph with a drinking contest, he still had half a bottle left by the time i had finished :roll: . I was pretty wasted by 11 and got into "I can dance" mode. Left everyone for about 20 minutes, and got dancing with a nice Blonde who was scared off by Ralph with what she called his "Floating fairy dance". Thought it'd be a good idea to get another one at the bar which probably wasn't that good of an idea as i was soon starting to find hideously ugly birds attractive 8o . I also found out in quite amusing at the number of lasses who just walked away from Ralph when he tried to dance with them :roll: :roll: .

 

FPMSL @ Ralph/Ged nearly getting booted out by the bouncers for having a bitch fight :roll: :roll: .

 

I still aint amused about that cock not giving my my kebab though, i know i paid for it but i didnt think he was too impressed when i started shouting "Just because my passport is Fcuking red!" 8o .

 

I did get officially owned in the morning though, and i was suprised not to find a huge mess in my pants thanks to the party poppers (Someone has video footage somewhere 8o ) .

 

I think one of the bests moments of the weekend was taking Matt out for a spin in my car round some country roads, i gave it some real stick and as he got out of my car he threw up everywhere :roll: .

 

Anyway, looking forward to the pics :D .

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Few few things I remember from inside that club!!! :O

 

I do remember thinking it was sh1t not long after we arrived, then the music changed and it was proper bangin after that!

 

I think some of us split up a couple of times..

 

Also found a couple of sent txts from my phone which I don't remember writing!??! ?( :roll:

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