Hi all,

Mind if i join you.....

Tis cold out here tonight ,so can i come in

 

welcome

Welcome, have you got a Escort as wel, or just browsing the web board?

 

*Mental note............... All girls called Zoe are fit and are interested in fords........................*

 

 

How many Zoes is that now?

 

2

i thougth it was three.................?

Hi

Show off lol

 

Welcome to the mad house

Yea, not the first time hes flashed in front of a lady I bet...........

 

hello female.

 

*smooths hair* Well heeelllooooo.............. Al.

*smooths hair* Well heeelllooooo.............. Al.

What hair????? your bald ain't you

it's called being 'folically challenged'........

Hello zo! Your welcome to check out my back seat anytime! I am still feeling Shite about splitting up with my bird, and now to top it all off i find out she left me for someone else!

 

Don't worry, I know your all gonna say im silly, but I am going to knock him the fcuk out when I find out who it is.

 

A message to my ex: :upyours: :upyours2:

 

A message to her new boyfriend: :upyours: :upyours2: :pig:

 

From a very sad Dan

PSML......................

 

Target aquired.

 

Launching anti-Al missile...............

 

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Confirmation. Target successfully shot down..............