F.A.O. Daryl

[Al]

Dear Daryl,

> > > > > >

> > > > > > It is with a heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and

> > > > >complications

> > > > > > from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

> > celebrities

> > > > > > turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,

> > Hungry

> > > > >Jack,

> > > > > > the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and

> > > Captain

> > > > > > Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy

> as

> > a

> > > > >man

> > > > > > who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in

> > show

> > > > > > business, but his later life was filed with turnovers.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his

> dough

> > > on

> > > > > > half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he

> still,

> > > as

> > > > >a

> > > > > > crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John

> > Dough

> > > > >and

> > > > > > Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived

by

> > his

> > > > > > elderly father, Pop Tart.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The funeral will be held tomorrow at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

Al.

[900ss]

Tis a sad day

[Al]

DOH!......... Al.

[RS2000]

LMFHO Very good!