Al Posted February 21, 2003 Posted February 21, 2003 Dear Daryl,> > > > > >> > > > > > It is with a heavy heart that I must pass on the following news.> > > > > >> > > > > > The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and> > > > >complications> > > > > > from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.> > > > > >> > > > > > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of> > celebrities> > > > > > turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,> > Hungry> > > > >Jack,> > > > > > the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and> > > Captain> > > > > > Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.> > > > > >> > > > > > Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy> as> > a> > > > >man> > > > > > who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in> > show> > > > > > business, but his later life was filed with turnovers.> > > > > >> > > > > > He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his> dough> > > on> > > > > > half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he> still,> > > as> > > > >a> > > > > > crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.> > > > > >> > > > > > Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John> > Dough> > > > >and> > > > > > Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survivedby> > his> > > > > > elderly father, Pop Tart.> > > > > >> > > > > > The funeral will be held tomorrow at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Al.
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