Poetry Contest!

[Colin]

Was looking at another site earlier and was thinking, lets have a poetry contest about our car's!

 

I'm sure Ian would be will to give someone a price, anyways, i will start it off!

 

It can be about ur car, or ford's in general!

 

Heres mine!

 

There was an essex boy called Dave

who drove an xr and listened to rave

his escort was bright diamond white

but the three spokes made it look %^&*(

mind you they where better than the steelies ford gave!

 

[Colin]

Heres my latest i've been working on for a while!

 

Ten months ago i bought my first ford,

A huge dent in the side sadly came free

But the 1.4 L was all i could aford

But it was better than my rusty old Citroen that smelt of wee.........

 

As soon as i got home, I washed and polished the thing

And the radient red paintwork came up a dream!

Even that big nasty dent, look like nothing but a little ding,

So afterwards I went for a drive and nearly parked the car in a stream! (True!)

 

Soon after the gearbox started feel ill, and beginning to quiese,

I thought it can't be me, i've not been driving it that fast,

Then at 120 mph the whole lot shattered and it brought me down on my knees,

Then I suddenly thought about my driving, i'm not surprised the gear box didnt last...........

 

So a new gearbox, a new clutch and a big heaifty bill,

Combined with that my exhaust system was ready to fall appart,

This motor that had already given me so many cheap thrills,

Was beginning to break my heart!

 

Soon after my car was all fixed up, and twas nice to have a new gearbox!

And twas driving it home soon after back from work

When outta of a hedge ran a cute little baby brown fox,

I discovered to my horror that my brakes didnt work!

 

My brake pedel and master sylinder where a complete flop!

The Disc's and pad's where also just complete sh1te

After just 4000 since the MOT miles the whole lot had given up!

And i suddenly suspected that not everything with my car was alright......

 

So my mechanic mate who used to rally escorts came and had a look,

He jacked up the car, checked over everything and gave me a list,

List, it was huge, no its was massive, the size of a book,

He said, "The list, its not that bad, but i suggest you get pissed before you have a look."

 

To say this car was in a factory state was not a funny joke,

This car hadn't had anything more than a quick service in its life!

So got on the phone and was about to replace the bits that where broke,

Hold on! I thought Time to MOD the car to within an inch of its life!

 

A nice big suspension kit was ordered to keep the car on the road,

I thought about replacing the full braking system as well,

Cause my old ICE system was quite a big load,

And by now, without it theres no question i'd be rotting in Vauxhaul hell!

 

Well at least the car's a lot better now, than when owned by the previous jerk,

And i've got some alloy's coming real soon!

And then its going in for some serious bodywork!

Then the car will be finished and I will be over the moon!

 

So shes been back on the road's now for some time,

Even got a full Powerflow exhaust system the other week,

So I replaced lots of parts and now the cars doing just fine!

But i'm deading March the 13th! Cause thats MOT TIME!!!!!!

[Mk6 Si Ross]

Heres my latest i've been working on for a while!

 

Ten months ago i bought my first ford,

A huge dent in the side sadly came free

But the 1.4 L was all i could aford

But it was better than my rusty old Citroen that smelt of wee.........

 

As soon as i got home, I washed and polished the thing

And the radient red paintwork came up a dream!

Even that big nasty dent, look like nothing but a little ding,

So afterwards I went for a drive and nearly parked the car in a stream! (True!)

 

Soon after the gearbox started feel ill, and beginning to quiese,

I thought it can't be me, i've not been driving it that fast,

Then at 120 mph the whole lot shattered and it brought me down on my knees,

Then I suddenly thought about my driving, i'm not surprised the gear box didnt last...........

 

So a new gearbox, a new clutch and a big heaifty bill,

Combined with that my exhaust system was ready to fall appart,

This motor that had already given me so many cheap thrills,

Was beginning to break my heart!

 

Soon after my car was all fixed up, and twas nice to have a new gearbox!

And twas driving it home soon after back from work

When outta of a hedge ran a cute little baby brown fox,

I discovered to my horror that my brakes didnt work!

 

My brake pedel and master sylinder where a complete flop!

The Disc's and pad's where also just complete sh1te

After just 4000 since the MOT miles the whole lot had given up!

And i suddenly suspected that not everything with my car was alright......

 

So my mechanic mate who used to rally escorts came and had a look,

He jacked up the car, checked over everything and gave me a list,

List, it was huge, no its was massive, the size of a book,

He said, "The list, its not that bad, but i suggest you get pissed before you have a look."

 

To say this car was in a factory state was not a funny joke,

This car hadn't had anything more than a quick service in its life!

So got on the phone and was about to replace the bits that where broke,

Hold on! I thought Time to MOD the car to within an inch of its life!

 

A nice big suspension kit was ordered to keep the car on the road,

I thought about replacing the full braking system as well,

Cause my old ICE system was quite a big load,

And by now, without it theres no question i'd be rotting in Vauxhaul hell!

 

Well at least the car's a lot better now, than when owned by the previous jerk,

And i've got some alloy's coming real soon!

And then its going in for some serious bodywork!

Then the car will be finished and I will be over the moon!

 

So shes been back on the road's now for some time,

Even got a full Powerflow exhaust system the other week,

So I replaced lots of parts and now the cars doing just fine!

But i'm deading March the 13th! Cause thats MOT TIME!!!!!!

that aint no poem, thats a fecking essay!!!!!!!

[Dunk]

thats impressive mate

[Orion Si]

thats quite a poem u made there

[Jordan]

When I drive I am sometimes on my phone,

And occasionly Im in a 30mph zone,

Nice sitting on my Recaro throne,

Kelly Brooke can suck on my bone.

 

Good aint it, I take my inspiration from The Streets

 

Jordan