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>Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.


>Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.


>Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.


>Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.


>Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.


>Alastair - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.


>Andy - boring and has a small pecker.


>Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.


>Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.


>Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.


>Arnold - loser.


>Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.


>Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung..


>Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.


>Bill - funnier than Ben and always wins the game


>Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.


>Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.


>Brandon - good looking but uses girls.


>Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.


>Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.


>Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's


>just a naughty boy.


>Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.


>Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.


>Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.


>Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a




>Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Skoda.


>Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex..


>Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.


>Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in US movies no real


>person has that name.


>Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.


>Chris - can't pull, has to pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can


>use it too.


>Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').


>Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.


>Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.


>Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.


>Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.


>Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.


>Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.


>Cyril - well, Cyril.


>Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.


>Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.


>Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.


>Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.


>Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.


>Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates


>David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.


>Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter -


>i.e. a whacker.


>Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.


>Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.


>Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.


>Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.


>Don - dickhead.


>Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.


>Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.


>Dylan - horny b*stard, who can't sing.


>Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.


>Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.


>Edd – Loves knifes, guns, bit of a psycho


>Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.


>Elliott - Full of himself


>Eric - shy.


>Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.


>Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.


>Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.


>Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.


>Gary - drug addict but willing to share.


>Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.


>Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.


>George - barman who drinks more than he serves.


>Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth


>Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex


>Graham - will screw anything


>Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.


>Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.


>Harry - Covers his back


>Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.


>Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young




>Haydn - tries hard.


>Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't




>Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!


>Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.


>Jamie - Scum of the Earth.


>James - hung like a horse.


>Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.


>Jeff - really ugly.


>Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.


>Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.


>Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.


>Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.


>Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.


>Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.


>Joel - arse.


>John – clever, good with hands - tends to kill small animals.


>Jonathon - think he's good - he's Shite.


>Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.


>Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.


>Josh - full of himself, fun.


>Junior - hotty and totally good at football.


>Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.


>Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.


>Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis,


>really nice to women.


>Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.


>Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.


>Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.


>Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.


>Ky - see Kain.


>Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.


>Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.


>Laurey - short and funny looking.


>Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.


>Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a plonker.


>Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.


>Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.


>Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.


>Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.


>Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!


>Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.


>Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke -


>Tries to tell everyone


>Martin - loves himself, low maintenance, can be good in the sack after


>lots of beer


>Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy


>b*stard though.


>Matt - the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of Shite.


>Michael – Thinks every girl fancys him, very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl,


>which is totally sweet.


>Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.


>Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.


>Mohammed - Small Penis


>Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.


>Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position




>Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.


>Oliver - likes men but is in denial.


>Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.


>Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.


>Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.


>Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays..


>Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins. (SEE WHAT I




>Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.


>Rashpal - C**t


>Ray – likes dvds, Elvis, good looking, can be a git.


>Reagen - ...strange.


>Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time




>Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big


>Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.


>Rikki - see above.


>Rob - constantly watches porn.


>Roy - total loser and computer genius.


>Rupert - arrogant T*at who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.


>Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.


>Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.


>Sam - wannabe sex machine.


>Scott - has serious disabilities, total arsehole.


>Sean - has small testicles and no friends.


>Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.


>Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.


>Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.


>Shaun - bit of a hard b*stard, thinks women love him.


>Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks balls.


>Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.


>Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but Great in




>Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.


>Toby - best blow ever.


>Tom - cool but can be arrogant.


>Tony - hot, sweet, kinky, kind and totally fun to be around, likes the smell of own poo


>Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.


>Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.


>Troy - cute and popular.


>Taylor - gay.


>Warren - cool, homosexual guy.


>Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.


>Will - wishes he were popular.


>Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.


>Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.








>Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee.


>Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs


>Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light




>Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag




>Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be




>Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.


>Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found


>hanging around toilets.


>Annabelle - Virgin.


>Annette - She's BIG.


>Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.


>Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.


>Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.


>Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.


>Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.


>Bianca - Ginger.


>Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.


>Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.


>Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.


>Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.


>Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears.


>Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.


>Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies.




>Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.


>Charlean – Likes other women, Drugs, Singing, sometimes a pain but sweet


>Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.


>Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.


>Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.


>Daisy - Virgin.


>Danni – Fat Slag, Should make nice threesome with sibling.


>Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.


>Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.


>Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.


>Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.


>Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to




>Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.


>Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.


>Eileen - Eats scabs - lesbian tendancies with big feet


>Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.


>Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens.


>Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.


>Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Gives fantastic


>blow-jobs (apparently!)


>Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.


>Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.


>Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up.


>Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.


>Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.


>Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.


>Francine - French.


>Gabrielle - French too.


>Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.


>Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.


>Gaynor - Lesbian.


>Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.


>Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.


>Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.


>Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.


>Georgina - Wants to be a man.


>Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.


>Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.


>Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.


>Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.


>Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.


>Hilary - Frigid.


>Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.


>Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.


>Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.


>Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?


>Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.


>Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.


>Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.


>Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.


>Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.


>Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.


>Jessica - Virgin, always will be.


>Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up - I




>Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said.


>Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.


>Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.


>Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.


>Karen - Can strip wallpaper from 60 yards just with her voice, waste of




>Kate - see Catherine.


>Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.


>Kerry - highly strung, nice tits, very popular with business men


>Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a


>bloke, wears a wig.


>Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.


>Kirsten - Doesn't like men. Doesn't like women.


>Kylie - Can't sing but who cares - BOING !!!!!!!


>Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim.


>Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.


>Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.


>Laura – Likes Big Bikes, funny, reads to much.


>Laurie - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.


>Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.


>Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.


>Leslie/Lesley - Likes bondage, hates men.


>Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.


>Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.


>Lisa – Sweet, pretty, Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn and fat blokes,


>Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet jellybabies


>Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing.


>Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.


>Lynne/Lyn - Bad singer, likes firing guns


>Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.


>Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.


>Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.


>Maria - Bangs like a barn door.


>Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.


>Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.


>Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.


>Martina - Ugly lesbian.


>Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.


>Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.


>Mary - had a little lamb.


>Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.


>Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.


>Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.


>Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.


>Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.


>Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. Talks to much, sometimes


>says the wrong thing


>Marsha - Big butt, small brain.


>Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.


>Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.


>Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.


>Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.


>Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.


>Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.


>Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.


>Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.


>Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair.


>Olive - Oily skin, oils up well.


>Olivia - Neutron bomb.


>Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.


>Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.


>Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon.


>Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.


>Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.


>Petra - Dead dog.


>Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.


>Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arse




>Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.


>Rhonda - Help me, help me.


>Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.


>Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver




>Ruth - She measures up well, one of life's greatest people.


>Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.


>Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.


>Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.


>Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.


>Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.


>Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.


>Shania - What?


>Shelley - Dumb blonde but writes poetry


>Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.


>Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.


>Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.


>Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.


>Sinitta - who?


>Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"


>Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.


>Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.


>Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.




>Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.


>Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.


>Tanya - Hot minx, too short.


>Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.


>Tiffany - who?


>Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.


>Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.


>Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves




>Tracey - Lesbian.


>Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka.


>Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.


>Veronica - Round and likes having sex infront of cameras


>Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.


>Wendy - Possibly a man.


>Yvonne - Inhales petrol while skipping with worn tights


>Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon..


>Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.



:D Al.

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