white_van_matt Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 this is marcus on matts account (Sorry m4tt) me an matt went to liverpool on the Pee last nite an for a drinkin compo. matt didnt manage to pull, i think its due to his age, he is knockin on a bit....... on our way back, matts mate got mollested by a bouncer outside mcdonalds cos i was eyein up his bird and matts mate shouted in his face 'rule brittania' then, we walke past some dirty scouse biatches an i slapped one of their arses on the way past, she turned around and said who the Fcuk did that, i pointed at matt and she gave him a load of abuse we also did 89.9% absynth, which was £5 a shot, it had no effect then 30mins later i was fooked, so was matt hehe was a class nite, thought id share it with u all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike C Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 this place is just full of fookin' P155HEADS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 Just downloaded the pics from that night - here's marcus's effort that he got off with: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 (edited) mother fcuker. no she wasnt, she was fit. ur just jelous cos i pulled and U DIDNT anyway, just cos i cant remember what she looked like, she deffo had a pair of loverly tit's, a well sexy arse, 2 legs NOT 4 and blonde hair EDIT: ill let u know what she looks like on thursday Edited December 20, 2004 by marcus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 mother fcuker. no she wasnt, she was fit. ur just jelous cos i pulled and U DIDNT anyway, just cos i cant remember what she looked like, she deffo had a pair of loverly tit's, a well sexy arse, 2 legs NOT 4 and blonde hair<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've gotta admit there's a resembelance though? I dont care, I got MILF the other night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 (edited) mother fcuker. no she wasnt, she was fit. ur just jelous cos i pulled and U DIDNT anyway, just cos i cant remember what she looked like, she deffo had a pair of loverly tit's, a well sexy arse, 2 legs NOT 4 and blonde hair<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've gotta admit there's a resembelance though? I dont care, I got MILF the other night <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nobody saw u, therefore ur lying FAO EVERYBODY: on friday morngin when we woke up, matt said 'i might just go and pay for a prostitute' LEAST I DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT Edited December 20, 2004 by marcus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 mother fcuker. no she wasnt, she was fit. ur just jelous cos i pulled and U DIDNT anyway, just cos i cant remember what she looked like, she deffo had a pair of loverly tit's, a well sexy arse, 2 legs NOT 4 and blonde hair<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You've gotta admit there's a resembelance though? I dont care, I got MILF the other night <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nobody saw u, therefore ur lying FAO EVERYBODY: on friday morngin when we woke up, matt said 'i might just go and pay for a prostitute' LEAST I DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AFPMSL You wont be saying that after your bracefaced 15yearold charges you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 shes at LEAST 16 cos she works in M&S, therefore its ok even if she is 16 cos im only 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 She works round the back of M&S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 (edited) ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them Edited December 20, 2004 by marcus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont pay, it was a JOKE, and I only like GOOD LOOKING girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont pay, it was a JOKE, and I only like GOOD LOOKING girls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL, id try and get A GIRL before u start getting picky mate, i read the quote book.......'im bored, steve bend over' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_van_matt Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont pay, it was a JOKE, and I only like GOOD LOOKING girls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL, id try and get A GIRL before u start getting picky mate, i read the quote book.......'im bored, steve bend over'<{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL busted I keep getting stood up by girls, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcus Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 (edited) ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont pay, it was a JOKE, and I only like GOOD LOOKING girls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL, id try and get A GIRL before u start getting picky mate, i read the quote book.......'im bored, steve bend over'<{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL busted I keep getting stood up by girls, does that count? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> aaaaawwwwwww NO it doesn't count when ur stood up Edited December 20, 2004 by marcus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike C Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 ok, ok mabye BUT back to the same as our convo b4 AT LEAST IM GETTING SOME AND DONT HAVE TO PAY.......either of them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dont pay, it was a JOKE, and I only like GOOD LOOKING girls <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL, id try and get A GIRL before u start getting picky mate, i read the quote book.......'im bored, steve bend over'<{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL busted I keep getting stood up by girls, does that count? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> aaaaawwwwwww NO it doesn't count when ur stood up <{POST_SNAPBACK}> bit difficult to pull a bird when ur sat down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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