Lambo Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 I almost hit a cow in yorkshire I was like WTF get out the road. you literally have to push the fuckers out the way with ya car <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know a few people from yorkshire was probably one of them, did ya get her name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppje Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I almost hit a cow in yorkshire I was like WTF get out the road. you literally have to push the fuckers out the way with ya car <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know a few people from yorkshire was probably one of them, did ya get her name <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 Is nobody arsed about the driver doesnt even mention if he was ok <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I presume he/she was as it wasnt mentioned otherwise I almost hit a cow in yorkshire I was like WTF get out the road. you literally have to push the fuckers out the way with ya car <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know a few people from yorkshire was probably one of them, did ya get her name <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AFPMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScORTED Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I'm officially volenteering to put road taxs on horse... i'll just need to borrow a nail gun ti attach the discs to there foreheads... tax dodging b*stards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlairM Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 PMSL @ above The country lane I live on is a hotspot for horses, fuckers leave it in some mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 A few years back early one morning on the way to work along a dual carriageway, a pair of horses came galloping towards me! I kid you not i sh1t a brick, it passed in the outside lane coming towards me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanrs Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I almost hit a cow in yorkshire I was like WTF get out the road. you literally have to push the fuckers out the way with ya car <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol, cows are soo stoopid!! .. its cos they chew on too much grass! they do look stoned all the time! i rescued one once from a canal (i fink its called a canal, what long boats go down), it had escaped and fell in, i managed to pull it out with a rope and a lot of umph! I felt like a rite 'Good sermartian' hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuball Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 I almost hit a cow in yorkshire I was like WTF get out the road. you literally have to push the fuckers out the way with ya car <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol, cows are soo stoopid!! .. its cos they chew on too much grass! they do look stoned all the time! i rescued one once from a canal (i fink its called a canal, what long boats go down), it had escaped and fell in, i managed to pull it out with a rope and a lot of umph! I felt like a rite 'Good sermartian' hehe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ^^That's the wierdest story i've ever heard!....and i've read the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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