THUSDAY NIGHT HUMOUR

[neilRS2000]

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur´s court. He had a

long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen´s voluptuous breasts.

But he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his

secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King´s chief physician.

Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay

bribes."

Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.

The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching powder and poured a little

of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she

dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to

the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if

applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had

shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master´s

mouth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master.

 

Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote lotion into his mouth and for

the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen´s magnificent breasts.

Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.

However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio

anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this

matter to the King. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the

same itching powder onto King Arthur´s loincloth. King Arthur summoned

Michael the Dragon Master...

 

Moral of the story: Pay your bills.

 

NEIL

[RS2000]

LOL

[sortedford]

Lol, like that one

 

Ian

[900ss]

Thats good