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bigdave184

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That sucks mate. I recommend a sticking plaster and the word "ouch" tippexed

adjacent the damage as a temporary repair :thumb:

 

Cargy's guide to wheelie bin identification:

 

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Wheelie bins are available in various sizes and colours. The most noticeable characteristics are

 

1. Wheels

Usually round and fitted to enable the bin to move when your bumper touches the bin

 

2. Lid

This is often found at the top and if your bumper touches the bin hard enough to make it fall over, can be made to self-open spewing soiled nappies, and assorted rubbish (Syringes and old body parts are an optional extra in Manchester and Liverpool) across your car

3. Smell.

If you have a connoisseurs' nose, you may be able to detect a bin by olfactory senses only. All bins are factory fitted with their own individual odour.

 

 

Don't miss next week's pull-out feature on walls.

 

Order your copy today

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