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Haven't got any foty's but hiv been so pissed of we the boy i had to share!!! Headin in to toon tday (aberdeen) n theres the usual sunday drivers on the go!!! So i'm stuck in a queue behind 2 cars n the old granda doin 30-40 in a long straight so indicate n go out by the first car n then goin by the idiot in the saxo when all o a sudden he indicates and pulls out rite into the front o me!!!! So i'm off and into the verge tryin to hold her on the road and we finally get bak to normal n stop. then the little ginger idiot gets out and tries to blam me!!! The cheek o it!!!!!!! :curse:
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Its either me, or there seems to be a lot of illiterate people using message board just lately, this is the 3rd topic ive read in the past hour on various forums which has hurt my brain to read...

 

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Its either me, or there seems to be a lot of illiterate people using message board just lately, this is the 3rd topic ive read in the past hour on various forums which has hurt my brain to read...

 

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Hear hear :cheers:

 

This is the second topic I've read on THIS forum in 10 minutes and my brain's hurting (although not all of that is the bad grammar :roll: )

Err what?

 

I got something about a car. :blink:

Seems to be p1ssed of about a boy that he has to share 8o
something about, he was going to overtake a grandad on a straight, and a saxo driver cuts him up, then tries to blame him ?(

The burning question

Is Chev really Chav in disguise

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babelfish just crashed trying to translate this post. :(
The burning question

Is Chev really Chav in disguise

:roll: :roll: :roll:

 

pmsl, "to be a chav or not to be a chav, that is the question"

lmao any 1 from up north decode these magical words?
Haven't got any foty's but hiv been so pissed of we the boy i had to share!!! Headin in to toon tday (aberdeen) n theres the usual sunday drivers on the go!!! So i'm stuck in a queue behind 2 cars n the old granda doin 30-40 in a long straight so indicate n go out by the first car n then goin by the idiot in the saxo when all o a sudden he indicates and pulls out rite into the front o me!!!! So i'm off and into the verge tryin to hold her on the road and we finally get bak to normal n stop. then the little ginger idiot gets out and tries to blam me!!! The cheek o it!!!!!!! :curse:

 

I've just cranked up the old hand-operated Cholmondley-Warner queen's English converter and it has this to say:

 

I'm afraid I neglected to take any photographs to show you all, but I was so jolly annoyed with another fellow on the road today, that I felt an overwhelming urge to relate a tale that caused me a certain amount of annoyance.

 

I was travelling towards Aberdeen today, and found myself delayed in a rather frustrating manner by a number of Sunday drivers. It transpired to be convoy of no less than two vehicles behind a rather elderly gentleman travelling between 30 and 40MPH for some time. At last I espied my opportunity to overtake the whole convoy in one easy run, although I neglected to consider whether those ahead of me might also have been awaiting their chance to pass the pensionable person at the head of the line.

 

As I was passing the penultimate vehicle, a Citroén Saxo operated his trafficator and pulled out just as I was about to pass him at speed.

 

Gosh, it gave me quite a jolly old scare, I can tell you! I almost had to leave the road entirely and some of my car was on the verge so that a collision was mercifully averted.

 

At last, the sticky situation passed and, we both drew to a halt. Well I was jiggered by the reactions ofthe ginger haired blighter who disembarked from his automobile, and proceeded to berate and chastise me in a way that indicated he felt I was utterly to blame for the whole thing!

 

Gosh! What a blasted cheeky old so and so. The man is a cad and a bounder.

Cargy, thank you,

 

Chev, err, whats your point? It would appear to be your fault. :blink:

Lol Cargy, you funny Cnut! :roll:

 

and extra lol @ "operated his trafficator"

Carl mate you crack me up :P

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Got to admit saxo drivers do my nut in aswell :nutter:

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