Posted May 7, 200618 yr Haven't got any foty's but hiv been so pissed of we the boy i had to share!!! Headin in to toon tday (aberdeen) n theres the usual sunday drivers on the go!!! So i'm stuck in a queue behind 2 cars n the old granda doin 30-40 in a long straight so indicate n go out by the first car n then goin by the idiot in the saxo when all o a sudden he indicates and pulls out rite into the front o me!!!! So i'm off and into the verge tryin to hold her on the road and we finally get bak to normal n stop. then the little ginger idiot gets out and tries to blam me!!! The cheek o it!!!!!!!
May 7, 200618 yr Its either me, or there seems to be a lot of illiterate people using message board just lately, this is the 3rd topic ive read in the past hour on various forums which has hurt my brain to read...
May 7, 200618 yr Its either me, or there seems to be a lot of illiterate people using message board just lately, this is the 3rd topic ive read in the past hour on various forums which has hurt my brain to read... Hear hear This is the second topic I've read on THIS forum in 10 minutes and my brain's hurting (although not all of that is the bad grammar )
May 7, 200618 yr something about, he was going to overtake a grandad on a straight, and a saxo driver cuts him up, then tries to blame him
May 7, 200618 yr The burning questionIs Chev really Chav in disguise pmsl, "to be a chav or not to be a chav, that is the question"
May 7, 200618 yr Haven't got any foty's but hiv been so pissed of we the boy i had to share!!! Headin in to toon tday (aberdeen) n theres the usual sunday drivers on the go!!! So i'm stuck in a queue behind 2 cars n the old granda doin 30-40 in a long straight so indicate n go out by the first car n then goin by the idiot in the saxo when all o a sudden he indicates and pulls out rite into the front o me!!!! So i'm off and into the verge tryin to hold her on the road and we finally get bak to normal n stop. then the little ginger idiot gets out and tries to blam me!!! The cheek o it!!!!!!! I've just cranked up the old hand-operated Cholmondley-Warner queen's English converter and it has this to say: I'm afraid I neglected to take any photographs to show you all, but I was so jolly annoyed with another fellow on the road today, that I felt an overwhelming urge to relate a tale that caused me a certain amount of annoyance. I was travelling towards Aberdeen today, and found myself delayed in a rather frustrating manner by a number of Sunday drivers. It transpired to be convoy of no less than two vehicles behind a rather elderly gentleman travelling between 30 and 40MPH for some time. At last I espied my opportunity to overtake the whole convoy in one easy run, although I neglected to consider whether those ahead of me might also have been awaiting their chance to pass the pensionable person at the head of the line. As I was passing the penultimate vehicle, a Citroén Saxo operated his trafficator and pulled out just as I was about to pass him at speed. Gosh, it gave me quite a jolly old scare, I can tell you! I almost had to leave the road entirely and some of my car was on the verge so that a collision was mercifully averted. At last, the sticky situation passed and, we both drew to a halt. Well I was jiggered by the reactions ofthe ginger haired blighter who disembarked from his automobile, and proceeded to berate and chastise me in a way that indicated he felt I was utterly to blame for the whole thing! Gosh! What a blasted cheeky old so and so. The man is a cad and a bounder.
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