Derwin Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 A Mink got into my Garden earlier and ripped the throat out of one of my mums ducks. The mink was still in my garden My mum hates guns and kept moaning at me for keeping my rifle in the house, so I leave it round a mates now. He was out. She comes running in my room crying demanding I shoot this mink, but of course due to her being a gun hating sissy, its no longer in the house. So I gave her a lecture on the merits of gun ownership, and managed to corner the mink behind the shed and stab it with a Garden fork Unfortunatly, the fcuker is still alive and has run off somewhere. Ive just taken delivery of my gun, now my mate has come back home, and have placed the dead duck in the middle of my garden. ITS HUNTING TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85rob Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 shoulda used a spade doubt it'll come back for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_d Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Erm what country do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVE W Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Erm what country do you live in?<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was gonna say the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-spot Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 a minx not minks is a uk water rodent looks like an otter but is smaller and more furry they are the main type of fur used in fur clothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-spot Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 boring fact of the day LOL interesting all the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwin Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 I live in North London, right next to the Lea Valley Park. We get all sorts of animal's in our Garden. Foxes you name it. My old dear keeps ducks as pets we used to have Chickens as well in our back garden. The B*stard thing kept coming back for the body, despite my mum and dad chasing it throwing things at it. I got fed up with them acting like school kids so grabbed the spade and went on the hunt. Havent seen it in a while, but hopefully it will come back. Been a while since Ive actually done any shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxmonkey Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Been a while since Ive actually done any shooting.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> you should go up to Silvestershire - now that fox huntings banned Stoo's literally making a killing from his latest venture - servant shooting Go up and join the hunt - tally ho chaps It's been a while since I shot anything as well. Though I remember a lad I was in school with shooting his mate up the bum with an air rifle. That was rather amusing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwin Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 The one that was in my garden was slightly darker brown then that with a white head. Wax, when I go to wales, I go to this place thats run by a friend there, he looks after the pheasants that they have on shoots. Gives us shotguns, and tells us to shoot the crows, because they eat the food, and to shoot anything that moves thats a threat to the pheasants. Awesome fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxmonkey Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 think that pic might get banned by the mods mate - they dont usually allow pictures of wet beavers on the main page. I never shot a pheasant - tho my father has run some over in his car. they tend to wonder into the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwin Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 Theres a place near me where they breed them for shoots. Theres woodland surrounding the fields, and there are hides built into the tree's. We normally sneak in there for a few hours and bag us some pheasants. Been chased out by the guy on a quad bike before, but we only need a few minutes now in and out now we know the best places to look Right by where I live, right on the outskirts of london, theres so many country lanes, and so many places to go, its awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cargy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 think that pic might get banned by the mods mate - they dont usually allow pictures of wet beavers on the main page. I never shot a pheasant - tho my father has run some over in his car. they tend to wonder into the road. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, my dad used to wander into the road too as he got older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
85rob Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 i was putting up a barn in norfolk and they had shoot in the next field, had to stop and hide in the van cos we was gettting plastered in dead shot, dont think they shot many pheasants down that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 where abouts in north london whats ya nearest tube station! im working up there at turnpike lane at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwin Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 No tubes near me. Closest Station is Cheshunt. Isn't too far from turnpike I dont think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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