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:blink: First off a shout out to all the homo's that let us down for this and that reason, SCOTTEH, woogie, Automasdfsadfsdfds, Greame, Cannings, Benjy . . . you have no excuses other then your just plain gay :roll:

 

A shortened team down to 5 Slaggers met up a hour early and quickly invaded Sainsburys to attempt a shop, then a short drive back to mine with the Scooby on Tri-Pod mode through the round abouts, after short plans to invade Mcdonalds and steal a burger boy because none off us could cook, Muzz soon took charge and sorted some food out

 

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Only for two minutes later the Gass to run out on the BBQ :nutter: So had to pop out down the shop and make our own style BBQ using a couple off 99p jobbies !!

 

Below is a picture of Muzz off the drink . . . (The 'im not drinking' lasted 14minutes, 54 seconds)

 

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Quick picture to Nick chatting up the 118 lads

 

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And seeing as i was involed in a vicous drive bye shooting by gansgta Nick, Payback was needed

 

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After all the food run out started drinking pints of Vodka with a hint off redbull whilst we waited to the taxi to turn up, then off we went starting at the top end where the drink is cheap !! Muzz has been off the drink for a couple off months so a pint or two of vodka and redbull = him being fucked :roll:

 

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Because the 'In' crowd stick together we was thinking off all the falling team mates who couldnt make it due to Shite stabbing reasons, and quickly found a girl just for Scotteh and other Hoff fans !!!

 

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Yes i am going bold, shut up ! :blush:

 

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Safe to say now everyone is :drunk: by now !! After a pint in the varsity headed to the strip club and went in to find the place completly empty execpt a barman and barlady 8o Then took us a couple off minutes to relise we wasnt actually in the strip club but in a club next to it :roll: :roll: Quickly finished our drinks and went next door to the actual strip club :roll: where its all closed curtains and hush hush :P

 

I dont remember this part so ill just post the pictures :O :drunk:

 

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And i dont know WHAT the hell where looking at but then i dont even remember being in that club :ohmy:

 

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And ashuming after we left that club we went to Ikon :roll: Where the slag fest took a turn for the worse, and took a turn for the dance floor :roll: Where Nick was breaking it down !!

 

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And below how Fucked is Muzz :roll:

 

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Answers on a postcode to Muzz is off his face competition . . .

 

Time for some slags starting off with these two , proving you always gotta chat the ugly bird up to get to her fit friend :kill:

 

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And the fitter off the two :

 

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But unforunitly our drunking English skills where no match for the sober locals, but aww well Ralph soon turned on the charm and had a dance with these two

 

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Southampton girls always loving it from behind !! But wasnt expecting a fisting from Ralph and Nick !! And just for the record they are probally saying to each other who the hell are these guys and why do they have a camera :roll:

 

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After done with the on stage fisting , like Mear cats me and Ralph was on the hunt again for some more slags

 

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Ahhh some cow girls !!

 

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Me Me Me Me

 

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Then completly out done when the PIMP bags all the cowgirls too himself :blush: :(

 

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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Well she was a hottie but just with a raither large smile

 

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Ralphs bags himself a newbie 21 year old, although looking back on the picture she looks older then my mum :eek:

 

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. . . But he doesnt care and shouts out with excitment

 

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And WITHOUT a doubt, the best part off the night, was watching Ralph dance from behind with this beautie . . .

 

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And one last picture so 56k'ers dont have to sit here for the next 10 years downloading

 

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We left the club about 1:20 and made out way to the casino where for first timers i think everyone came out quids up which was good, i came out 35 quid better off with only 4 bets on the roulette. Sneakly whilst everyone was dancin Ikon i was texting someone, who i ended up meeting outside the casino and getting a taxi back to mine leaving the others to gamble. Then had my wicked way with her whilst listening to the other drunks stumbling into the house

 

:roll: I cant be assed to write any more i couldnt sleep last night through being with her and drinking so much redbull my eyes were like this --> :eek: So im off to bed for a bit im sure the others will fill you in. Was a really good night, lots of laughs, lots of pictures, true Team Slag good time and cant wait for the next. Cheers for the people that came down :thumb: :cheers: :thumb:

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Yeah you deffintly missed out mate !!

 

No the line wasnt aimed at you why would it be :huh:

 

Haha just dont be one of these people who says ill deffintly come next time, then not turn up

 

i will matey, dont worry... i should be able to sort it out ..

 

and this 'No the line wasnt aimed at you why would it be :huh: '

 

because i got the puma award in northampton for the same reason

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Yeah good night, I wasnt that drunk at all considering I only had those redbulls and one other drink while I was out, just caught me as I was blinking :rolleyes: .

 

Strip Club = Weird, dont like them, but whatever does it for you fellas LOL!!

 

Ikon wasnt as good as the last visit, but still a laugh nonetheless. A few nice birds about, but to the sober eye, there really wasnt many at all :roll: ...

 

Casino was quality, never been to one before and some how managed to come out £15 up, never a bad thing :D .

 

All in all a good night was had, cannot wait for Team Fist to hit Amsterdam later on in the year!!

 

Cheers Gav for providing the venue this time round!!

 

(P.S. Have you got that picture of us playing muscle men in the street, cos that fookin cracked me up!!)

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