Chrissyboy Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 a. Your potted plants stay alive.b. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.c. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.d. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.e. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.f. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.g. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.h. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.i. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as ´dressed up.´j. You´re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don´t know how to turn down the stereo.k. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.l. You don´t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.m. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.n. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald´s.o. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.p. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.r. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.s. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.t. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ´pretty good stuff´.u. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.v. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ding Dongs.w. "I just can´t drink the way I used to" replaces "I´m never going to drink that much again."x. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.y. You don´t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn´t apply to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilRS2000 Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee R Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Well, i´ve just turned 23, just started renting a house, got engaged, got a lovely family car! and got a baby on the way. NOT HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD ALL TURN OUT!!!!!!! Wouldn´t change it for the world though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 good on you lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furry Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 that was certainly a reality check for me!!!not the sort of thing to read on a sunday morning!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 depressing aint it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted February 3, 2002 Author Share Posted February 3, 2002 especially cos a few are true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
900ss Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 ....lifes hard then you die.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abi Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 thats one way to look at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Im still ok .........for the time being Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abi Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 ahh i vaguley remember beng a student but it was catering so i actually had to do some work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
900ss Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Not long Ian it comes to us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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