Chrissyboy Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Ole and Sven were golfing when Sven pulled out a cigar; he didn’t have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. “Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,” he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter. ”Yiminy Cricket!” exclaimed Sven, “Vhere did yew get that monster??" ”Vell,” replied Ole, “I got it from my Genie.” ”You haff a genie?” Sven asked. ”Ya, shure, he’s right here in my bag,” said Ole. ”Could I see him?” Ole opens the side pocket of his golf bag and out pops the genie. Sven says, “Hey dere! I’m a good friend of your master.; Vill you grant me vun vish?” ”Yes I will”, the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks. The geniehops back into the bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, “I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!” Ole answers, “Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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