RobRS1300 Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a littleperch. It doesn´t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. Iwonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I´m a defective parrot." "Holy sh*t," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent,thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto yourperch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, Iwrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can´t see itbecause of my feathers." "Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can´tyou!?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse withreasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I´m especially good at ornithology. You really oughtto buy me. I´d be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can´t affordthat." "Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I´m defective, so the truth is, nobody wantsme cause I don´t have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just makethe guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,he´s interesting, he´s a great pal, he understands everything, hesympathizes, and he´s insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrotgoes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don´t know ifI should tell you this or not, but it´s about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in asheer black nighty and kissed him passionately." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty andbegan petting her all over" reported the parrot. "My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick herall over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...." "WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 i was just getting into the story as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobRS1300 Posted February 22, 2002 Author Share Posted February 22, 2002 Sorry, it is a bit long!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
900ss Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 You young lads have no sense of humour!!! very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobRS1300 Posted February 23, 2002 Author Share Posted February 23, 2002 What do you mean no sense of humour?? I put the joke up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 lol Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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