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RobRS1300

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little

perch. It doesn´t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud; "Jeesh. I

wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

 

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I´m a defective parrot."

 

"Holy sh*t," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered

me!"

 

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly

intelligent,

thoroughly educated bird."

 

"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto

your

perch without any feet?"

 

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you

asked, I

wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can´t see

it

because of my feathers."

 

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can´t

you!?"

 

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with

reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,

physics, philosophy. I´m especially good at ornithology. You really

ought

to buy me. I´d be a great companion."

 

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can´t afford

that."

 

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I´m defective, so the truth is, nobody

wants

me cause I don´t have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just

make

the guy an offer!"

 

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

 

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,

he´s interesting, he´s a great pal, he understands everything, he

sympathizes, and he´s insightful.

 

The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the

parrot

goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don´t know

if

I should tell you this or not, but it´s about your wife and the

postman."

 

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

 

"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in

a

sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."

 

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

 

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nighty

and

began petting her all over" reported the parrot.

 

"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

 

"Then he lifted up the nighty, got down on his knees and began to lick

her

all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."

 

"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

 

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch"

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