Tom_escort2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i advertised my motorbike on the internet somewhere i dunno where i just got a phone call at bloody midnight, from some what sounded like a asian/indian lad with a lisp, or half his teeth missing. he said i saw your bike on ebay mate,innit, right, i wana now, is it realiable mate, went yea it has but it needs the carb cleaning out, oh right, so what happened to the scratched exhaust mate,i said erm, i put in the ad i crashed it, oh right innit he replys, so what bout the fairing he said, did u smash one half off mate, which is when he lost me and i couldnt help myself from laughing, he just had this really edgy dodgy raspy voice , and he goes if you send me soome pictures mate,ill get back to you innit, my email adress, is a for andy, f for farmer,j for juliet,a for andy d for dickson at hotmail.com , i was like okay mate, he replied, safe and hung up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLiX Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 wtf wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chappers Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 so you're being racist now eh? wow.. i can't see why SOME people have a problem with you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speed freak j Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 lol if he buys it ya actually gunna give it too him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_escort2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 very fun i aint being racist it was just the combination of it being midnight me about to beat one off then some lad with a lisp phones me, and im partially drunk and it just seemed strange. man of my dreams, shmickles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speed freak j Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 about to beat one off that is fooking disgusting we do not want to no about appointments u make with ur willy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunk Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 about to beat one offthat is fooking disgusting we do not want to no about appointments u make with ur willy! seconded. Dude we really dont want to know. U got the tweasers a microscope ready then?? Owwwww god. Mental image. Please excuse me. Im gonna projectile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speed freak j Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 man of my dreams, oh and thats just disturbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_escort2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 man of my dreams,oh and thats just disturbing gawd leave me alone how old are you speed freak j cause the way you said you dont want to know when i make appoinrnts with my todger you sounded like some sweet innocent lil girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_escort2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 about to beat one offthat is fooking disgusting we do not want to no about appointments u make with ur willy! seconded. Dude we really dont want to know. U got the tweasers a microscope ready then?? Owwwww god. Mental image. Please excuse me. Im gonna projectile and thats the sort of thing i used to say inn middle school LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 please do everyone a favour and hold your breath permanently if there was some higher power in this world im sure it would find pity on everyone that has anything to do with you and chuck a bolt of lightning or arrange a case of human genital combustion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee R Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Fcuk sake, give him a break..... (if Ric gets his money) and how the bloody did you come up with racism Chappers? , or was you just finding something to pick at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speed freak j Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 man of my dreams,oh and thats just disturbing gawd leave me alone how old are you speed freak j cause the way you said you dont want to know when i make appoinrnts with my todger you sounded like some sweet innocent lil girl the dont come much more innocent than me FPMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrix Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "just had to control myself for 9 whole minutes.." 9 mins, you should try gonig for an hour...............or have i misunderstood the post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxmonkey Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 please do everyone a favour and hold your breath permanently PMSL at the Jonculator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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