another really bad joke

[RobRS1300]

A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was always

nursing

sick birds.

 

One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its

beak sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table there was

a

feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin while in the kitchen his wife was

comforting a shivering little wren that she found in the snow.

 

The furious spouse strode over to where his wife was toweling down the

cold little bird. "I can´t take it any more! We´ve got to get rid of

all

of these darn..."

 

The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse.

 

"Please Dear," she said, "Not in front of the chilled wren."

[jp]

sorry but its that bad i dont even get it. whats the funny bit?

[900ss]

Thats so bad you ought to get a ban

[Chrissyboy]

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I´m blonde, I´m beautiful, I´m going to Montreal and I´m staying right here!".

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won´t move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I´m blonde, I´m beautiful, I´m going to Montreal and I´m staying right here!"

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won´t listen to reason.

The pilot says "I´ll handle this. I´m married to a blonde. I have learned to speak ´blonde´". He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and without hesitation, she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn´t going to Montreal."

[sortedford]

 

to all of ya!

 

Lol

 

Ian