HA HA HA

[RobRS1300]

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a

construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family´s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in

all

the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She

hung around and eventually the construction crew - (gems in the rough)

-

more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with

her, let her sit with them while they had coffee breaks and lunch

hours,and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel

important.

 

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay

envelope

containing a dollar bill. The little girl took this home to show her

mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested

that

they take the dollar to the bank the next day to start a savings

account.

 

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the

story

and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at

such a young age. The little girl proudly replied,

"I´ve been working with a construction crew building a house all week".

"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be working on

the

house again this week too"?

 

"I will if those useless c**ksuckers at the lumber yard ever bring us

the

2 x 6s and the f**king bricks", replied the little girl.

_____________________________________________

 

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust

from

their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about

the current cow prices.

 

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to

cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real

distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"

The

woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn

blue

and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the

back

of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from

the

back of her thigh up to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked

that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her

mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar

and takes a drink from his beer.

 

His partner says, "Ya know, I´d heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver,

but I ain´t never seen nobody do it before."

[Chrissyboy]

[sortedford]

lol

 

 

Ian