RS2000 Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 10 most important men in a women´s life 1) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."2) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."3) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."4) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"5) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you´ll love it."6) The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you´ll lose interest."7) The Police Officer because he says, "Spread ´em." The Mailman because he always delivers his package.9) The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.10) The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Lol, very good mate Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS2000 Posted January 28, 2002 Author Share Posted January 28, 2002 WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY......... 1. I´ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.2. Are you sure you´ve had enough to drink?3. I´m bored. Let´s shave my p@#$%!4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!5. God..if I don´t get to blow you soon, I swear I´m gonna bust!6. I know it´s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?7. You´re so sexy when you´re hungover.8. I´d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.9. Let´s subscribe to Hustler.10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?11. Say, let´s go down to the mall so you can check out women´s asses.12. I´ll be out painting the house.13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday´s, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.14. Honey..our new neighbor´s daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!15. I´ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.16. No, No, I´ll take the car to have the oil changed.17. Your mother did a great job raising you.18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine´s day thing and buy yourself new clubs.19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it´s a wonderful stress reliever.20. Shouldn´t you be down at the bar with your buddies?21. Not the king mall again!, come on let´s go to that new strip joint!22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don´t you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.24. That was a great fart! Do another one!25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Nice Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobRS1300 Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Their good ones!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 better if he could spell Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissyboy Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 is he a student as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
900ss Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 If only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sortedford Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Hey! im a student aswell, damn forgot i cant spell either, hmmmmm, that wasnt much good in our defence really, waz it Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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