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well...what a night! was great and had a great time. drove up to wayne and carolines and got there around 3ish (bloody roadworks alllll the way down the M1!

 

sat my arse down for half an hour then we all got ourselfs ready for the taxi at 5.

 

phil was no-where to be seen, danny 1987 and +1 pulled out and drax and his mrs went straight there so we ended up with a £25 a piece taxi to manc (with return) :nutter: then after an hour on the bus trying to make (rubbish) jokes about stoneys hat (a traffic cone with "free sex zone" written on it) and settleing on il have a pint for me and one for the road (u had to be there) we went into town.

 

after wondering the streets in the pouring rain we ended up in the pear and ape for a few beers (was about half 6ish by now) where the jokes started. i managed to find...then continue to wear a coat hanger (classy) and some more awful humour then off to meet the rest in frankie and bennys.

 

well the table was delayed by half hour (which we didnt find out til we were there!) so more beers, at this point me and stoney who hadnt eaten since the previouse day were getting a bit merry, this was proved when the waitress said "table for zak?" out loud, stoney interpreted this to "table for slag" repeated it (louder than he meant to) and got the evils from the waitress :roll:

 

anyyyway the rest turned up (eventually :P) and we all sat down, someone was taking the pee with the crackers as i got a hair comb!!!! the food was ok (niether here nor there) but that was eaten regardless as my stomach thought my throat was cut! i was then asked to pull a cracker by the girl on the next table...to which a golf tee dropped out and me with my comedy genoiuse (when she tried to hand it to me) said no you can keep that to "prop my balls up with" (classy aye?) followed by something else just as cheesy but i forget the exact wording.

 

we then moved on to another club, myself donned ina christmas hat, lots of ribbons and (still) a coat hanger. thats where the beers and shots really started flowing and me and stony entered the dance floor to show them our moves :roll: stoneys hat being stolen several times! we were up dancing most of the night with the odd appearence from the others from where ever they were hiding highlights included one girl falling flat on her back and caroline being sent after stoneys hat.

 

on the way out we were met with the sight of a bloke spewing up with his gf next to him covering her mouth trying to keep herself from throwing up...she didnt take kindly to me and stoney encouraging her to chuck up also with verbal encouragement...niether did he as him and his mate followed us up the road and tried to start a fight :nutter: anyway after a bit of verbal and splitting up we all headed tot he minibus. highlights on the way back included stopping on the motorway for me to have a wee and stoney hanging out the bus spewing up then trying to pay for the minibus (with spew covered £'s) other than that a FANTASTIC night, thanks to everyone who came and thanks for the great banter and keeping me out of trouble :roll:

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Aye, Good night was had indeed.

 

My highlight was Watching Dan & Noel keep ducking as I flew through the Multi storey car park in the truck, they kept thinking the roof was going to hit! :roll:

 

Also Dan got fascinated by my Reversing Skills in the truck & using my towbar as a guide, Await to see the pic Dan took! :D

 

Most of us ended up sat people watching through the window which was a right good laugh, Especially when Dan discovered his phones built in Marquee & inputting "show us your Tit's" we had 2 guys do it... but no women.....

 

I started to wave at randomers & got 6 waves and some strange looks.

 

Caroline stole a gravy boat! lmao! :roll:

 

Shall upload pictures tonight, there are not many mind you.

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I assume this isnt the "Dan organized meal meet" thingie?

 

in which case....

 

 

where was my invite cuunts?

 

<re-reads the first post properly>

 

holy rubbish that was it wernt it........I FECKIN MANAGED TO FECKIN FORGET FFS! <slams head of desk a few times>

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I assume this isnt the "Dan organized meal meet" thingie?

 

in which case....

 

 

where was my invite cuunts?

 

<re-reads the first post properly>

 

holy rubbish that was it wernt it........I FECKIN MANAGED TO FECKIN FORGET FFS! <slams head of desk a few times>

 

This post fails to surprise me tbh.

Glad you all had a great time, sounded like a good laugh. :thumb:

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I did wonder where you were Lee, I did not have your number though. :(

 

P.S Just uploading pics, my internet is Uber slow, Dan get your pics of the towbar up LOL.

 

 

Wayne has it I think?, didnt I give you it when you sent me yours??

 

Id have dived in the shower,thrown some pants and shirt on and made it manc in 25mins.......... yes Im affraid that is breaking the law but hey ho :pancake:

 

and Peewack!.....you tryin to say Im absent minded coont!!!

 

Im actually proper gutted, I missed the last two and been spending proper effort on this bloody newun so Id be right for this one :(

 

Lee Ill PM you my moby in the mornin so I cant forget the next time ffs

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had a great night. the food were great and had a right laugh at the table. the looks KNITERIDER were getting from people for his loud antics were class,

 

as for the little chavewanting to fight must be mad when there were 2 of them and a load of us silly annoying person! lol

 

thanks again lee for letting me crash at yours

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I did wonder where you were Lee, I did not have your number though. :(

 

P.S Just uploading pics, my internet is Uber slow, Dan get your pics of the towbar up LOL.

 

 

Wayne has it I think?, didnt I give you it when you sent me yours??

 

Lee Ill PM you my moby in the mornin so I cant forget the next time ffs

 

Nope, Didn't give me your number, still have all my PM's

 

Make sure you do PM me it you bitch. :pancake:

 

 

thanks again lee for letting me crash at yours

 

No Problemo. :thumb:

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Right, Abusive Picture Time!!!!

 

Me, Dan & Noel turned up after having trouble finding the place..... to Aaron & Ross already slaughtered. :pancake:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01008.jpg

 

Ross stole the Camera, Had a Pencil in his head which he couldn't 'keep it up'

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01009.jpg

 

Aaron wanting more drink:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01010.jpg

 

Hmmmm....... :D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01014.jpg

 

Aww, Perfect couple :wub:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01021.jpg

 

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01022.jpg

 

hahaha:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01023.jpg

 

Ross getting watched by the Bouncer! hehehe.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01025-1.jpg

 

Aaron with his oh so famous Cone hat "free sex zone" that must have been ragged off his head about 20x times. :roll:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01019-1.jpg

 

I acquired the Famous hat.... In a straight bar.... I was terrified:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01018-1.jpg

 

Noel & Aaron

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01017.jpg

 

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01015.jpg

 

Hmmm. :D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01026-1.jpg

 

Random pair of shoes outside the pub, that were then aquired by some pissed up dweeb. :roll:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01028.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01029.jpg

 

And last but not least, a few pics of Dan's FILTHY car!!! (I have no excuse, my truck was just as bad)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01030.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01032.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01031.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/2f2fescort2f2f/DSC01033.jpg

 

The morning after was not so bad, Dan killed my bathroom :pancake: and the pair of us sat watching about chick's on conveyor belts. :blink: & then I shown off with Top gear on sky HD. :P

 

Fantastic time was had!!! have to do it again in the not so distant future!!! :D

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:roll: they could have ben worse i suppose! forgot about picking stoney up, bless were a right pair!no dan with his photos still? is it me or do i look like im turning my nose up at everything? lol i hate my side profile...but hell who cares! ohhhh happy days!
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