RobRS1300 Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I´m the president andchairman of the board." "I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I´mappointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer." "Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner. "What´s thatmake me?" The chairman said, "I´m appointing you vice president of sex and music." "That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?" "It means what when I want your f*cking advice, I´ll whistle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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